It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 38: Well, This Is Just...Neat.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Glamcookie - Nov 11, 2007 11:22:58 am PST #3472 of 10002
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

My mom is an easy emotional crier - she cries when Santa appears at the end of the Thanksgiving Day parade.


Trudy Booth - Nov 11, 2007 11:48:28 am PST #3473 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

And don't forget the ever important lesson - sex is bad.

t Super Porny Pants faints


Theresa - Nov 11, 2007 2:07:16 pm PST #3474 of 10002
"What would it take to get your daughter to stop tweeting about this?"

never even heard the song before

I can't last through Danny Boy. Tears every time.


Beverly - Nov 11, 2007 2:36:17 pm PST #3475 of 10002
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

I cry at Pedigree commercials. David Duchovny narrating, and the little Jack Russell tilts his head? I'm gone.


WindSparrow - Nov 11, 2007 2:55:12 pm PST #3476 of 10002
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

I started crying over a song in a grocery store a couple weeks back.

I can't last through Danny Boy. Tears every time.

I cry at Pedigree commercials. David Duchovny narrating, and the little Jack Russell tilts his head? I'm gone.

Ha! Got you all beat. Yesterday I went to the basement to do laundry, and started crying just from noticing the big pet carrier (that we got for my move from Az to Mn). There wasn't even a specific memory triggered, I just desperately needed to drop the laundry and go snuggle my furry babies.


Nicole - Nov 11, 2007 2:55:46 pm PST #3477 of 10002
I'm getting the pig!

Oops. Sorry, Miss SPP! I should've whitefonted that for you.

David Duchovny narrating, and the little Jack Russell tilts his head? I'm gone.

Right there with ya, Bev. There's some days when I just have to hurry and change the channel because I *know* that I'm not going to survive one of those commercials without becoming a teary mess.

Never made it to the store today for cookie supplies. Instead I went to bed and read for a while and then got sucked into a marathon of Jon and Kate Plus 8 on TLC. Very non-productive day.


erikaj - Nov 11, 2007 2:57:27 pm PST #3478 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!

I'm a moron. I never picked out that was Duchovny.


Zenkitty - Nov 11, 2007 3:08:17 pm PST #3479 of 10002
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Me either, Erika.


Cashmere - Nov 11, 2007 3:14:22 pm PST #3480 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.

This commercial makes me cry like a baby every. single. time.


Trudy Booth - Nov 11, 2007 3:15:40 pm PST #3481 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Oops. Sorry, Miss SPP! I should've whitefonted that for you.

t SPP swoops in, loop-de-loop, etc...

I SHOULD THINK SO!

By sheer reflex I nearly SLAPPED you...

But as we have no safe-word I did not. The power of porn was stronger than the shock of blasphemy.

LET THAT BE A LESSON TO US ALL

t SPP wooshes away