It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Natter 54: Right here, dammit.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


flea - Oct 31, 2007 1:57:32 pm PDT #9688 of 10001
information libertarian

So far: 73. My baby puppy: [link]


Susan W. - Oct 31, 2007 1:59:52 pm PDT #9689 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

her name is Annabel and I think she looks a lot like Susan W.'s, except blonder

She does look like a blonde AB--I think it's the eyes and the resolute expression.


Glamcookie - Oct 31, 2007 2:02:02 pm PDT #9690 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

My pal Hellsinki has a kick ass Halloween photo of herself: [link]

Edited for new link


Jesse - Oct 31, 2007 2:02:59 pm PDT #9691 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Yay puppies!

GC, that link didn't work for me.


beth b - Oct 31, 2007 2:07:08 pm PDT #9692 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Why do earthquakes hit when I am where no clothes - just had an aftershock ( 2.8) while I was in the bath steaming my head.

eta: nope make that a 3.7


msbelle - Oct 31, 2007 2:14:22 pm PDT #9693 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

well we are home. I finally found a formal I wore in college and wore that. The neighborhood does a kid's a parade - major street closed for 13 blocks. It was a madhouse trying to keep the afterschool kids together and other kids out of our group. Afterwards the neighborhood on the street is really a madhouse with the older kids all running around unsupervised and crowding into any business that is giving out candy. We tried 5 apartments in our building and got ZERO. Only one person was home and they didn't have candy. It seems no one reallu trick-or-treats in this building BUT the bowl of dum dums I left at our door while we were out is all gone. The bowl was TAKEN, GONE. People are just tacky.


flea - Oct 31, 2007 2:15:00 pm PDT #9694 of 10001
information libertarian

Aaand we're done. 94 trick or treaters, we're out of candy and closed down.

Peter is walking around clutching a (wrapped) Milky Way and saying "more!" (must be my kid) and Eve and her dad are out on the next block, which gets HUNDREDS every year.


§ ita § - Oct 31, 2007 2:23:58 pm PDT #9695 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

The bowl was TAKEN, GONE.

Ugh. Tacky indeed.


amych - Oct 31, 2007 2:28:24 pm PDT #9696 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Trick-or-treater count: 2. But one of them told us to say Happy Halloween to the dog, which made me go "AWWWW".


Tom Scola - Oct 31, 2007 2:29:06 pm PDT #9697 of 10001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

Just got back from Chipotle. Lots of people with pieces of tin foil wrapped around their heads. If I were a Chipotle manager, I would totally bounce them.