I don't think I could do it justice, but basically it's an adorable small child solemnly recounting the story of someone getting kicked in the groin. "And do you know what he did??? He kicked him... In.The.Penis."
Sometimes when I'm sitting in class... You know, I'm not thinking about class, 'cause that would never happen. I think about kissing you. And it's like everything stops. It's like, it's like freeze frame. Willow kissage.
Oz ,'First Date'
Natter 54: Right here, dammit.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
brenda m - Oct 31, 2007 11:17:33 am PDT #9645 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Susan W. - Oct 31, 2007 11:17:41 am PDT #9646 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights
So how's about if Annabel is the cutest pirate in the NW and Isaac can cover the Southern region?
That sounds like a fair arrangement.
§ ita § - Oct 31, 2007 11:19:17 am PDT #9647 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
The mere premise makes me smile, brenda.
Glamcookie - Oct 31, 2007 11:22:27 am PDT #9648 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
That little boy in brenda's link killed me ded. What a cutie!
brenda m - Oct 31, 2007 11:23:12 am PDT #9649 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Yes, I thought that might grab you.
-t - Oct 31, 2007 11:23:30 am PDT #9650 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
I think I've seen that Hitchcock Presents. I've got some vivid mental images of the story, anyway.
Alas, TitanTV can't find a showing in the next two weeks.
Trudy Booth - Oct 31, 2007 11:27:39 am PDT #9651 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Thinking about sexy costumes...
ita said something a while ago about someone going as a jack-o-lantern by wearing orange body paint and a black bikini. That's actually sort of funny. Maybe body paint makes it cross the line from generic whore-ifiying to something camp?
brenda m - Oct 31, 2007 11:29:54 am PDT #9652 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Yeah, I'd say so.
We saw some women dressed really sexy, and some skanked out to all hell. There's a difference.
tommyrot - Oct 31, 2007 11:32:13 am PDT #9653 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
§ ita § - Oct 31, 2007 11:38:04 am PDT #9654 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
One friend at the party was dressed as a sexy race car driver. I'm thinking "Really? That needed to be femmed and tarted up? Where do we stop?" Oh, she looked amazing, and it is the only time of year she glams up, other than her birthday, but still.
There was no way I could "compete" with any of the women there--there were very few not sexy at all (one came dressed as a bucktoothed nerd that matched her boyfriend's bucktoothed nerd, and that was incredibly adorable) and very few who weren't a tarted up something (tarted up Hogwarts teacher? really?). You know, the Fanta girls looked plenty hot. They were dressed as something sexy, not a sexed up something. Me, I put my rack on a platter and flashed my undies intermittently, and felt I'd done my job.
Even though I dislike the mandate to tart up the holiday, I still feel pressure in that direction. Luckily the idea of me being a tarted up anything still makes me uncomfortable.