AHHH dress does not fit! stupid rib cage. ALso discovered 2 other vintager dresses that don't fit. granted I got these all originally in highschool, but they are full skirts so they fit forever. what is it with age expanding your rib cage?
Giles: Helping out with the dishes makes me feel useful. Dawn: Wanna clean out the garage with us
Saturday? You could feel indispensable.
'Dirty Girls'
Natter 54: Right here, dammit.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
msbelle - Oct 31, 2007 10:06:30 am PDT #9625 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
shrift - Oct 31, 2007 10:07:17 am PDT #9626 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
On one hand, Playboy. On the other hand, I bet they pay better than your current job.
I am just saying, it is not like I have a moral objection to porn. I'm totally calling them back. So much potential for hilarity.
(Oh my god, seriously, if I took a job with Playboy I think I would be obligated to go to my 10 year reunion and tell everyone that I work in the porn business.)
Susan W. - Oct 31, 2007 10:12:27 am PDT #9627 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights
Annabel's pirate costume for tonight is billed as a boy costume. I hated all of the girl ones I found--one or two were appallingly sexy for any prepubescent child, much less a preschooler, but most of them were just...ugly. At least according to my tastes. They reminded me of the cheap costumes from my childhood, except minus the plastic mask. You know, the ones where you were dressed as Wonder Woman, but in a plastic smock with a picture of Wonder Woman on the front. OK, they weren't QUITE as bad as that, but they were pretty cheesy all the same. So Annabel will be a pirate in pants, with a velvet vest and a fetching tricorn hat, and I think she'll be the cutest pirate of either gender EVER.
Kevin - Oct 31, 2007 10:12:35 am PDT #9628 of 10001
Never fall in love with somebody you actually love.
In asset management. Nobody would know if you were being serious or lude. It'd be great!
Trudy Booth - Oct 31, 2007 10:13:38 am PDT #9629 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Dear IT Guy,
Take the chair, really. I have zero interest in you leaning over me for the next howevermany minutes.
Assuming I did not break it, I do not care what went wrong with the machine.
You are spend a lot of time talking and I have no idea what you are talking about.
I do not have time for this conversation. Please just fix this and go away.
Alternately, once you tell me "its probably faster if you re-boot" go away and let me do that.
And stop looking down my shirt.
Ta,
Me
hippocampus - Oct 31, 2007 10:17:39 am PDT #9630 of 10001
not your mom's socks.
I’m a Mombie.
that's hilarious.
Trudy - oh, dear. Does he smell like Quiznos or patchouli?
shrift - Oct 31, 2007 10:18:15 am PDT #9631 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
In asset management. Nobody would know if you were being serious or lude.
I'm pretty much both all the time, anyway.
Dana - Oct 31, 2007 10:19:19 am PDT #9632 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
If you need to establish your cred with Playboy, make sure you don't tell them about the boykissing. I'm sure lesbians are okay, though.
Kevin - Oct 31, 2007 10:21:02 am PDT #9633 of 10001
Never fall in love with somebody you actually love.
I've worked in IT for, what, 9 years and I can safely say pretty much everybody I've worked with has been as described. I'm the only person I've come across who says, quite regularly, "I've no idea why it's broke". Because people in IT rarely know. I get in trouble for it, because managers like bullshitters.
Trudy Booth - Oct 31, 2007 10:23:18 am PDT #9634 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
I've worked in IT for, what, 9 years and I can safely say pretty much everybody I've worked with as been as described. I'm the only person I've come across who says, quite regularly, "I've no idea why it's broke". Because people in IT rarely know. I get in trouble for it, because managers like bullshitters.
Heh.
I don't even care why its broke. His carefully crafted bs is completely wasted on me. Just make it better. Or work on it somewhere else. Or when I'm gone. I have eight hundred other things to do and you're BABBLING. Aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
And stop looking down my shirt