Some fun satire: Project Pterosaur
The goal of Project Pterosaur is to mount an expedition to locate and bring back to the United States living specimens of pterosaurs or their fertile eggs, which will be displayed in a Pterosaur Rookery that will be the center piece of the planned Fellowship Creation Science Museum and Research Institute (FCSMRI). Furthermore, the rookery facility will establish a breeding colony of pterosaurs in order to produce specimens that could then be put on display by other regional institutions or church groups.
By doing all this, we hope to accomplish three goals:
1. Support Creation Theory by showing the incorrectness of the philosophy of Evolutionism.
2. Educate the population about Creation Science.
3. Create excitement about Creation and the Bible in the public.
This is my favorite part:
Velociraptors: Today terrorize the goat herders of Puerto Rico and are rumored to guard the remains of the Ark on Mt. Ararat. They have become vicious since the Fall as the result of the effects of genetic entropy, making them too dangerous for the sort of interactive public experience we have in mind.
Dress like a burrito and get a free one from Chipotle tomorrow: [link]
I just realized that I have no candy. I guess I'll have to turn off the lights and hide tomorrow.
I guess I'll have to turn off the lights and hide tomorrow.
I've done that, back when I lived in a place with a front door that was accessible to the street.
I need sick time home too. But my prescription won't be filled until noon, so I might as well be here at work until then, at the very least. Leaving from here to get meds is much easier than leaving from home. Psychologically.
Sophia-yowzers. Teeth are way up on my dream anxiety list.
I just got 3 cavities filled and the dentist recommended I have my wisdom teeth out. It cost $540, my face is numb and my teeth are sore, and I am feeling very sorry for myself. All commiseration hereby accepted.
Teeth suck. Also, I suck, for not flossing.
IGN review of MYSCL and the dvds.
Oh, poor flea. At least the wisdom teeth can wait awhile? Give your brain time to repress the horror of this visit.
I get free Chipotle today! Well, free for me. Not free for the company supplying it.
Poor flea! I feel your pain (quite literally, actually...)
