One of my recurring nightmares is biting on something and having all my teeth crunch into little tiny pieces in my mouth.
I have recurring nightmares about breaking teeth, too. Even before this recent bout with dental problems. And sometimes my teeth have turned into these weird, split things.
My tooth is actually hurting less today than yesterday-- perhaps it is just dying. I am getting it out in two weeks, so I just have to endure. It doesn't help that somehow I have forgotten to take my anti-depressent for 2 days, and am having those weird electric zap withdrawal symptoms. Sometimes, I am a dumbass.
I would like to not have to go to work, but BigLibraryBossMan is in town, so I have to go.
I'm not sick, but I am in dire need of nappy-times. That, or coffee. I wonder if the elevator's working yet....
We need to stage a rescue attempt to free shrift from the Land of Broken Elevators.
Or you know, sit and watch her unspool due to lack of coffee.
They should put in a coffee fountain in place of the elevator. Or something.
Or send one of those big dogs with a thermos of coffee down the stairs....
I can has coffee HAHAHAHAHAHA WOO \o/
Worth 1000
Photoshopping contest - what would the world look like if it was ruled by zombies: [link]
Some fun satire: Project Pterosaur
The goal of Project Pterosaur is to mount an expedition to locate and bring back to the United States living specimens of pterosaurs or their fertile eggs, which will be displayed in a Pterosaur Rookery that will be the center piece of the planned Fellowship Creation Science Museum and Research Institute (FCSMRI). Furthermore, the rookery facility will establish a breeding colony of pterosaurs in order to produce specimens that could then be put on display by other regional institutions or church groups.
By doing all this, we hope to accomplish three goals:
1. Support Creation Theory by showing the incorrectness of the philosophy of Evolutionism.
2. Educate the population about Creation Science.
3. Create excitement about Creation and the Bible in the public.
This is my favorite part:
Velociraptors: Today terrorize the goat herders of Puerto Rico and are rumored to guard the remains of the Ark on Mt. Ararat. They have become vicious since the Fall as the result of the effects of genetic entropy, making them too dangerous for the sort of interactive public experience we have in mind.
Dress like a burrito and get a free one from Chipotle tomorrow: [link]
I just realized that I have no candy. I guess I'll have to turn off the lights and hide tomorrow.
