Seriously?
If anyone bids on it, I'll eat my cat.
Actually, I was thinking it would be sort of like a pet. You know, we could...we could name her Trixie, or Miss Kitty Fantastico, or something.
Tara ,'Empty Places'
Natter 54: Right here, dammit.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Allyson - Oct 29, 2007 8:02:38 pm PDT #9200 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
BigDuluth - Oct 29, 2007 8:30:43 pm PDT #9201 of 10001
"I am the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world"
Across from Product Type: soft cover book it says "Sport: Tennis"... maybe I missed a section when I read it?
Burrell - Oct 29, 2007 8:43:29 pm PDT #9202 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Don't eat Ruby!
tommyrot - Oct 29, 2007 8:47:20 pm PDT #9203 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Theodosia - Oct 30, 2007 2:19:33 am PDT #9204 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Jesse - Oct 30, 2007 3:03:41 am PDT #9205 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Fuck, no one TOLD me anything, how the hell should I know? And why are you surprised I don't?
Is there someone you can say this to, sara? With possibly fewer swears? I wonder if everyone thinks someone else got you up to speed with different things.
I guess the Verizon guy doesn't wear glasses in real life? If comic books have told us anything, it's that glasses completely transform one's face.
Kevin - Oct 30, 2007 3:35:01 am PDT #9206 of 10001
Never fall in love with somebody you actually love.
tommyrot, that's brilliant!
Toddson - Oct 30, 2007 4:19:06 am PDT #9207 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Susan, how about music from The Beggar's Opera? Yes, it dates from 1728, but a lot of the music was being sung (with various words) for a long time after.
Stephanie - Oct 30, 2007 4:41:35 am PDT #9208 of 10001
Trust my rage
I'd love to know how he found out he was the Verizon guy. Like, did he finally put it together or did Verizon guy tell him. (That's the "Can you hear me now?" guy, right?)
Jesse - Oct 30, 2007 4:43:04 am PDT #9209 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Apparently, the next day, the "mystery" guy was like, "Yeah, I travel a lot for work... Oh, do you like football? I could get tickets to the Super Bowl through my job," and the coworker was finally like, "OK. Maybe you told me this last night, but what is your job?!?" The whole story was hilarious. Of course, we were then saying what a nightmare it would be to break up with that guy -- there's no avoiding him!