There's more than one way to skin a cat. And I happen to know that's factually true.

Mayor ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'


Natter 54: Right here, dammit.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Oct 23, 2007 4:49:45 am PDT #8096 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

How manly are you? How self-sufficient?

Yep, it's quiz time.

Manliness quiz (from Popular Mechanics) - how many of these can you do?

1. Patch a radiator hose
2. Protect your computer
3. Rescue a boater who has capsized
4. Frame a wall
5. Retouch digital photos
6. Back up a trailer
7. Build a campfire
8. Fix a dead outlet
9. Navigate with a map and compass
10. Use a torque wrench
11. Sharpen a knife
12. Perform CPR
13. Fillet a fish
14. Maneuver a car out of a skid
15. Get a car unstuck
16. Back up data
17. Paint a room
18. Mix concrete
19. Clean a bolt-action rifle
20. Change oil and filter
21. Hook up an HDTV
22. Bleed brakes
23. Paddle a canoe
24. Fix a bike flat
25. Extend your wireless network

Do as in "I have successfully done this thing at least once in my life."

from Cut to the Chase - list of self-sufficiency:

1. Know basic nutritional needs & how to plan balanced meals
2. Hone your sense of direction & navigation so you don’t need step-by-step turns to find a location
3. Understand types of health insurance & terminology such as OOP max & co-insurance percentage
4. Maintenance of a personal computer
5. In-depth knowledge of your employment benefits
6. Change a flat tire
7. Wash & iron clothes
8. Balance a checkbook & manage your finances
9. Patch holes in walls
10. Fix a clogged toilet
11. Jump start a car
12. Use public transportation to get around
13. Write an effective resume cover letter
14. Professional oral & written communication
15. Basic math
16. Stay calm in emergencies
17. Know when to ask for help
18. Personal hygiene
19. Do your own taxes
20. Use internet search engines strategically (if you know how to do good searches, you can find any information you need on the web)

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tommyrot - Oct 23, 2007 4:51:53 am PDT #8097 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I am 18/25 manly and 19/20 self-sufficient. Go team me!


Dana - Oct 23, 2007 4:55:58 am PDT #8098 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Manliness quiz (from Popular Mechanics) - how many of these can you do?

t rolls eyes

t waits for Femininity Quiz, which will no doubt contain items like "Can you curl your own hair?", "Can you give yourself a manicure?", and "Do you know where to find the best sales?"


Gudanov - Oct 23, 2007 5:03:51 am PDT #8099 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

1. Patch a radiator hose - Never done that

2. Protect your computer - Done that

3. Rescue a boater who has capsized - Never done that

4. Frame a wall - Never done that

5. Retouch digital photos - Done that

6. Back up a trailer - Done that

7. Build a campfire - Done that

8. Fix a dead outlet - Done that

9. Navigate with a map and compass - Does in a car count?

10. Use a torque wrench - Done that

11. Sharpen a knife - Done that

12. Perform CPR - Do dummies count? Probably not.

13. Fillet a fish - Never done that

14. Maneuver a car out of a skid - Done that

15. Get a car unstuck - Done that

16. Back up data - Done that

17. Paint a room - Done that

18. Mix concrete - Done that

19. Clean a bolt-action rifle - Never done that

20. Change oil and filter - Done that

21. Hook up an HDTV - Never done that. Does surround sound count?

22. Bleed brakes - Never done that

23. Paddle a canoe - Done that

24. Fix a bike flat - Done that

25. Extend your wireless network - Never done that. Well other peoples so I'll count it.

If I count the surround sound and discount dummies then I'm 18/25. Does that make me manly? I dunno it seems irrelevant. Living up to your commitments and responsibilities is what makes you a man.


Nora Deirdre - Oct 23, 2007 5:05:32 am PDT #8100 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Living up to your commitments and responsibilities is what makes you a man.

Er, or a good person regardless of gender.


tommyrot - Oct 23, 2007 5:06:28 am PDT #8101 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Living up to your commitments and responsibilities is what makes you a man.

Huh.

What if you don't have any?


Lee - Oct 23, 2007 5:07:13 am PDT #8102 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I'm still stuck on #5. I thought real men still used film.


tommyrot - Oct 23, 2007 5:12:01 am PDT #8103 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I'm still stuck on #5. I thought real men still used film.

It's a little sad when a skill becomes obsolete, and a person who's mastered said skill switches from "manly-man" to "hobbyist" or "geek."


tommyrot - Oct 23, 2007 5:13:29 am PDT #8104 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Have people heard this quote?

...Glenn Beck, who told his listeners, "I think there is a handful of people who hate America. Unfortunately for them, a lot of them are losing their homes in a forest fire today."

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lisah - Oct 23, 2007 5:13:55 am PDT #8105 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

What if you don't have any?

Everybody has commitments and responsibilities.