And Google Waters and Google Firmament.
Jayne: Captain, can you stop her from bein' cheerful, please? Mal: I don't believe there is a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month.
'Serenity'
Natter 54: Right here, dammit.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Oct 18, 2007 7:40:47 am PDT #7275 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
tommyrot - Oct 18, 2007 7:43:45 am PDT #7276 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
So apparently Oral Roberts had some opinions on homosexuality....
“The vagina. Only one organ made can bring forth life. It’s the male organ. It’s not, in lesbianism, for the tongue of a female goes into the vagina of another female. It’s not in the male, where the male organ goes into the part of the body where the… the waste matter comes out of the body as poison, and he penetrates that part of the body in homosexuality. It’s not to be put in the mouth of the man, or the mouth of the man or the woman…. It is the male organ, penetrating the vagina of the woman, the male and the female.”
I'm glad that's cleared up....
This comes from a wonkette thing on the whole sex scandal currently hitting Oral Roberts University:
Oral Roberts University President Richard Roberts announced yesterday that he will take a leave of absence from his position of 14 years. It comes in the wake of a lawsuit filed by three ex-ORU professors claiming that Roberts and the administration knowingly employed a proven sexual deviant and let him run all willy-nilly about campus. The lawsuit also accused his wife, Lindsay Roberts, of screwing a 16-year-old boy, a situation in which we fail to see the controversy.
amych - Oct 18, 2007 7:46:53 am PDT #7277 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Not just willy-nilly, but all willy-nilly! No wonder it became a problem!
tommyrot - Oct 18, 2007 7:49:11 am PDT #7278 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Someone took an ordinary dog, and made it wear a costume that is not Jilli-safe: [link]
Daisy Jane - Oct 18, 2007 7:49:12 am PDT #7279 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Only one organ made can bring forth life. It’s the male organ.
I beg pardon!?!
Frankenbuddha - Oct 18, 2007 7:51:41 am PDT #7280 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Where's Fundamentally Oral Bill when we need him, I ask you.
Trudy Booth - Oct 18, 2007 7:52:31 am PDT #7281 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
You name a guy Oral and the world suffers. It seems unfair.
Nutty - Oct 18, 2007 7:54:35 am PDT #7282 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
Daisy Jane quotes the part that surprised me. I knew men were colonists of the female body, but to claim ownership of the vagina --!
(Also, I find it notable that Roberts doesn't even mention the clit, as if were the apocrypha of sex.)
megan walker - Oct 18, 2007 7:55:20 am PDT #7283 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
Someone took an ordinary dog, and made it wear a costume that is not Jilli-safe
Best dog costume ever!
Sparky1 - Oct 18, 2007 7:59:55 am PDT #7284 of 10001
Librarian Warlord
Best dog costume ever!
It's adorable! But it has 10 legs!