Liese, you had the perfect excuse - you were too busy balancing the universe.
I'm going to use this excuse for everything now.
Tom, you're on a roll. Why stop now? You could have a whole new manly toilet-fixing persona!
Jesse, it's because they're out to get you.
Okay. Now I need to go grill bratwurst and all will be well with the world again.
You can reboot your box by holding down the power button on the front of the box, Jesse.
Oh, I've rebooted many a time, I just think it's funny (and/or a sign that They are OUT TO GET ME) that I just lost the one channel that I was trying to watch. When I stand up, it'll be to go to bed, anyway.
It's the second quarter, and the Saints are up 21-0. They might actually win a game.
I don't usually watch the Food Network, but I'm watching now, and some guy with lots of hair is making gnocchi. Shouldn't he be wearing a net or something?
Of course, Seattle just scored.
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But *everybody* thinks "well, fine, I'll be the last person"
It's an extra chore, but when it's all over, perhaps you should send out a group e-mail scorecard, showing who completed what and when. Won't help with this project, but might help with the next one....
I may not be a good internet auntie, I just know babies with colds are miserable.
OK, no one else can probably follow this, but is that a new Helen ex-Lynley on Inspectory Lynley? Cause I don't recall this actress at all. The other seemed more vulnerable. This one is a badass.
Of course, I could be confused.