I'm very sorry if she tipped off anyone about your cunningly concealed herd of cows.

Simon ,'Safe'


Natter 54: Right here, dammit.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Burrell - Oct 09, 2007 1:40:52 pm PDT #5856 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Glenlevet, Laphroaig or Lagavullin?

Mmm, any and all would be the answer. Just as well I don't have any here as I probably shouldn't. The kids are driving me nuts, I think I need to get them out of the house, but I don't want to push them too hard. To the park I guess.


Burrell - Oct 09, 2007 1:41:48 pm PDT #5857 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Kat! I've been trying to get in touch with you. Can I call you, or is your phone off?


Daisy Jane - Oct 09, 2007 1:45:39 pm PDT #5858 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Now I just made Mr. Jane a John Lennon's Birthday card and depressed myself all over again.


§ ita § - Oct 09, 2007 1:47:44 pm PDT #5859 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Today is my Wednesday, but it's also my Thursday since tomorrow is my Friday.

It's a good feeling. I need to pack for my jaunt. I've decided to wear Kat's black dress with the leather cutout on the bodice for the main birthday event itself, so that's out of the way. And I've IDed three swimsuits. Oh, all these decisions. I really want to sleep.


Burrell - Oct 09, 2007 1:52:15 pm PDT #5860 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I find it much easier to pack now that I no longer care much how I look. Two pair pants, one skirt, one dress just in case, 3 or 4 Ts, a sweater. Oh, and pjs. Have only the one bathing suit, so no decision there.


Kat - Oct 09, 2007 1:53:09 pm PDT #5861 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Phone must still be in the car. I've felt vaguely crappy all day and the crappy makes me forgetful


Burrell - Oct 09, 2007 1:54:44 pm PDT #5862 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Oh, so sorry about the crappy. Hey, you up for dinner still?


Kat - Oct 09, 2007 1:55:30 pm PDT #5863 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

probably not. I'm skipping dinner due to the crappy. I'm so sorry (just got your message)... I am at home already.


§ ita § - Oct 09, 2007 1:58:35 pm PDT #5864 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

The simplest possible solution to clothes-packing is: nothing. The resort's nude area was voted best in the Caribbean a few years back.

So not my style. I think if you intend to eat there (and why not--it's all paid for) you need to either be nekkid in the nekkid section, or appropriately dressed for the other restaurants.

I have no idea if they do room service.

I adore swimsuits, so have a bunch. I'll take the Speedo one piece, the retro olive and black two piece, and the purple chest enhancing (I know? WTF for?) with the boyshorts.

Also a question of whether or not I'll exercise, which requires a completely separate change of clothes, if not two.

See how complex that all is? Oh, my life.

eta: Sorry to hear about the crappy, Kat.


Burrell - Oct 09, 2007 2:01:07 pm PDT #5865 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

No problemo, let's try next week, hopefully you'll be feeling better. My kids are being brats so wouldn't have been the best night to go out anyhoo. Like just now while I was typing Franny decided to STOP being a brat and made herself a bed on the floor of the den. Cute, right? Then Isaac came running in the room and bonked her on the head with a wooden block for NO REASON. And then both broke out in tears!