It's my estimation that... every man ever got a statue made of him, was one kind of sumbitch or another.

Mal ,'Jaynestown'


Natter 54: Right here, dammit.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Matt the Bruins fan - Oct 05, 2007 1:55:31 pm PDT #5241 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I have lost my mind, people. Our marketing manager—who's been peppering me with increasingly frequent special requests in addition to my normal workload—sent me an ad layout request at 5:00pm on a Friday. And I sent her the completed file 20 minutes later. WHAT WAS I THINKING?!?


§ ita § - Oct 05, 2007 2:04:06 pm PDT #5242 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

She's tasted blood, Matt, and she'll be back for more.


-t - Oct 05, 2007 2:05:11 pm PDT #5243 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Oh, no, Matt. You fed the stray filet mignon.


Matt the Bruins fan - Oct 05, 2007 2:09:07 pm PDT #5244 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Immediately after I did it, I realized I should have told her that I might be able to get it to her by Tuesday, and then sent it out last thing Monday night. Scotty would be so disappointed in me.


SuziQ - Oct 05, 2007 2:15:27 pm PDT #5245 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

-t, if you want to come all the way to our TJ's, then yes. After a few months we get a 10% discount. Wheeeeee!


-t - Oct 05, 2007 2:19:29 pm PDT #5246 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Right in Alameda? I won't do it regularly, but if I'm out that way (as I sometimes am), why not?


Nutty - Oct 05, 2007 2:28:46 pm PDT #5247 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

So. It seems the "Zionist Freemasons" have taken control of the world.

Ohhhh, those people are the nuttiest. (The arrested people, not the zionist freemasons. Did you know the freemasons are having a statewide open-house on the 19th? They're advertising it on the radio, although apparently you can only become a freemason if you have balls, because they were very specific about their vision of freely masonic manliness. No word on any zionist recruitment advertising as yet.)

I mean, they're from New Hampshire and all, but being willing to associate with Randy Weaver (giving him a microphone, even!) is getting up there in the almonds-and-filberts category of insane.


§ ita § - Oct 05, 2007 2:46:15 pm PDT #5248 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Google 411? Who knew?


sarameg - Oct 05, 2007 2:47:24 pm PDT #5249 of 10001

I knew about the google sms thing.


§ ita § - Oct 05, 2007 2:49:26 pm PDT #5250 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I don't know if I'm allowed to send those SMSs. I had them turn some weird feature off on my account because I'd apparently signed up for a joke a day at 5$ a month.

Orangutan with thing for tattooed blondes. Humans.