Never goes smooth. How come it never goes smooth?

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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Glamcookie - Oct 03, 2007 8:45:28 am PDT #4629 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

The childhood toy I remember loving and losing was a Stretch Monster, an ugly green monster that you could pull and stretch. My brother poked a hole in him. There was purple goo inside that got all over the carpet. He was in double-trouble - my mom was pissed that he ruined the carpet and I was furious that he ruined one of my favorite toys!


tommyrot - Oct 03, 2007 8:46:32 am PDT #4630 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

My oder brother had a G.I. Joe. The old, 12" tall kind. Joe had a suitcase full of grenades, which was so cool, because it was a suitcase full of grenades!


Strega - Oct 03, 2007 8:48:16 am PDT #4631 of 10001

There's a Robert Sheckley story about a robotic vaccuum that falls in love with a woman and has itself shipped to her so it can try to seduce her.


Pix - Oct 03, 2007 8:49:10 am PDT #4632 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

I think I had 30+ Breyer horses over my childhood. I totally played with them like dolls. I, also, thought Barbie was lame, but I loved my Princess of Power dolls. My favorites were Angella and Mermista.

Is it any wonder that I became a Buffy fan?


Steph L. - Oct 03, 2007 8:52:14 am PDT #4633 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

The childhood toy I remember loving and losing was a Stretch Monster, an ugly green monster that you could pull and stretch. My brother poked a hole in him. There was purple goo inside that got all over the carpet. He was in double-trouble - my mom was pissed that he ruined the carpet and I was furious that he ruined one of my favorite toys!

Gloomcookie, you could have copied and pasted that directly out of my brain! We also had a Stretch Octopus (in powder blue). And if you punched the Stretch [toy], rather than stretching it slowly, the goo inside was all hard and really hurt your hand! (Or your little brother, if you chose to pummel him with the Stretch Monster. And by "you," I mean me.)


Glamcookie - Oct 03, 2007 8:54:40 am PDT #4634 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Bwah! Behold the stretch family!! [link]


tommyrot - Oct 03, 2007 8:57:37 am PDT #4635 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I remember the Stretch Monster and Stretch Armstrong (a friend had one) but not Stretch Octopus. Except when I think the phrase "Stretch Octopus" in my head, it seems... oddly familiar....


Emily - Oct 03, 2007 9:06:04 am PDT #4636 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Princess of Power

There's a great 2 Nice Girls song about She-Ra, Princess of Power. Anyway, I'm off to the pep rally. Go Cats! Or, um, something.

I'm not the spirit-est of teachers, I'm afraid. Bye!


megan walker - Oct 03, 2007 9:07:29 am PDT #4637 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

"Why should I learn French? In 20 years, everyone will speak English anyway."

::cries::


tommyrot - Oct 03, 2007 9:09:54 am PDT #4638 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

In grade school I had some bad experiences with School Spirit....