shrift, you need one of those security glare screens that only allows people to look at your monitor when they're standing directly behind you.

IT SMELLS LIKE DEAD POOPY THINGS DOWN HERE.

This could come in handy when you have to hide the dead bodies.

"What's that horrible smell?"
"It always smells like that."

Tell me something nice, anything at all, about your week.

Department meeting was cancelled?

Annoying coworker has crossed the line. We just recieved a package and there was confusion over where it was to go. I brought it back to my office, opened it and took it where it belonged. On my way back here, I overhear from is office, "So Daisy finally got off her ass..." to the trainee we have here from Houston.

Think you're hot shit asshole? We'll see when boss lady gets back.

Seriously, he's been insufferable for about 2 weeks now.

Bought by Dell, huh? One reason that I'm actually intrigued enough by them is that they will set up the computer with acoustic dampening (aka inside padding) and liquid cooling, which means I won't have to listen to a small but annoying fan whining whining whining, which honestly in a cubeland environment isn't so bad (white noise kind of drowns out all the voices) but in a nice quiet house puts my teeth on edge.

Of course, this all costs....

Good lord, Daisy.

shrift, I'm sorry about your new poopy dead workplace.

You guys really aren't making me want to go back to work next week. I've done pretty well being off -- I've been out of my neighborhood every day so far! (I was a little afraid I wouldn't leave the house.)

Damn, Daisy. What an obnoxious little prick.

How does the HD look on your TV, Jesse?

I dunno, fine? I'm honestly not sure if I'm watching HD or not or what. It's not all shows, and even on the HD channels it's not all shows, right?

This is why I don't spend money on technology.

Channels between 700 and 799 are HD, and for the network channels, only prime time shows and local news are in HD.