A rare and rather bizarre two headed turtle is on display at a Pennsylvania pet store.

What makes the freak of nature so strange is the heads are on opposite ends of the reptile's shell.

It also has four front legs, two back legs.

How do they know which is front and which is back?

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How do they know which is front and which is back?

More importantly, how does it poop?

How do they know which is front and which is back?

More importantly, how does it poop?

I had this conversation just last night! Only not about a turtle; about Dr. Doolittle's pushmi-pullyu.

LobsterGrams

Obscure Down East measurement? Grandmother with lobster claws? Singing messenger dressed as a lobster? Land shark gone horribly wrong?

How do they know which is front and which is back?

More importantly, how does it poop?

Maybe that's how they tell which head is on the back....

LobsterGram!

Stuff seriously needs to stop breaking! At least long enough for me to finish shoving lunch in my face!

I wonder how much is me and how much is H&M.

Last time I went to H&M, I discovered that I am apparently way too fat to shop at H&M. I'm not exactly keen on going back.

Last time I went to H&M, I discovered that I am apparently way too fat to shop at H&M.

I have this idea that you're smaller than me but maybe it's just that I know you're younger and, actually, I have no idea what size you are! (Like when you're a kid how you would tell if another kid was older or younger than you by how short or tall they were in relation to you. I did anyway.)

And! And! Apparently my payroll information was on a stolen laptop, and now I get to deal with even more fun credit/banking/possible fraud issues this year!

SUCK IT, FRIDAY.

I hate you. I'm still self-medicating through clothes shopping. Keyhole top and a random Banana Republic sale top.

Hmmph.

Got an elevator compliment on the colour of my top. Yay jewel blue.

Today's skirt isn't a long black one, because it's mid-calf and it has a smattering of sequins.