How do they know which is front and which is back?
More importantly, how does it poop?
I had this conversation just last night! Only not about a turtle; about Dr. Doolittle's pushmi-pullyu.
Zoe: Uh huh. River, honey? He's putting the hair away now. River: It'll still be there... waiting.
'Jaynestown'
Natter 54: Right here, dammit.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Steph L. - Sep 28, 2007 7:49:02 am PDT #3637 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
megan walker - Sep 28, 2007 7:49:41 am PDT #3638 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
LobsterGrams
Obscure Down East measurement? Grandmother with lobster claws? Singing messenger dressed as a lobster? Land shark gone horribly wrong?
tommyrot - Sep 28, 2007 7:50:51 am PDT #3639 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
How do they know which is front and which is back?
More importantly, how does it poop?
Maybe that's how they tell which head is on the back....
Kathy A - Sep 28, 2007 7:55:17 am PDT #3640 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
shrift - Sep 28, 2007 7:58:59 am PDT #3641 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Stuff seriously needs to stop breaking! At least long enough for me to finish shoving lunch in my face!
I wonder how much is me and how much is H&M.
Last time I went to H&M, I discovered that I am apparently way too fat to shop at H&M. I'm not exactly keen on going back.
lisah - Sep 28, 2007 8:02:04 am PDT #3642 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
Last time I went to H&M, I discovered that I am apparently way too fat to shop at H&M.
I have this idea that you're smaller than me but maybe it's just that I know you're younger and, actually, I have no idea what size you are! (Like when you're a kid how you would tell if another kid was older or younger than you by how short or tall they were in relation to you. I did anyway.)
shrift - Sep 28, 2007 8:05:18 am PDT #3643 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
And! And! Apparently my payroll information was on a stolen laptop, and now I get to deal with even more fun credit/banking/possible fraud issues this year!
SUCK IT, FRIDAY.
§ ita § - Sep 28, 2007 8:13:05 am PDT #3644 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I hate you. I'm still self-medicating through clothes shopping. Keyhole top and a random Banana Republic sale top.
Hmmph.
Got an elevator compliment on the colour of my top. Yay jewel blue.
Today's skirt isn't a long black one, because it's mid-calf and it has a smattering of sequins.
BigDuluth - Sep 28, 2007 8:16:27 am PDT #3645 of 10001
"I am the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world"
xkcd comic on online sexism
That is hilarious.
Jesse - Sep 28, 2007 8:18:20 am PDT #3646 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I do like the looks of that keyhole top. Hmmm....
Also, H&M is notorious for requiring a size up, which is why I mostly buy skirts there. I mean, I don't need to go up a size in most skirts, which maintains the fiction in my head of what size I really am. Like the Ann Taylor Loft pants I'm about to return -- it's not that they're a size too small, it's that they don't fit right! Uh huh.