Oh wait - it would probably be Melinda Gates who would probably have the fighting prowess. What with her having to defend Bill from random attacks by Linus Torvald's wife (who was once some martial arts champion of Finland, for reals).
I've tried to march in the Slayer Pride Parade ...
Joyce ,'Same Time, Same Place'
Natter 54: Right here, dammit.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Sep 28, 2007 5:19:07 am PDT #3573 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Steph L. - Sep 28, 2007 5:21:52 am PDT #3574 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
And remember the "Scorpio" episode of The Simpsons?
God that was hilarious. Best thing Albert Brooks ever did since DEFENDING YOUR LIFE.
"Uh... you have any sugar around here?"
"Sugar? Sure." [takes two handfuls of sugar out of his pockets] "There you go. Sorry it's not in packages. Want some cream?" [reaches back into his pockets]
"Uh... I... no." [backs away slowly]
shrift - Sep 28, 2007 5:23:59 am PDT #3575 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Wake up before alarm, despite tiredness and fervent desire for more sleep.
I woke up at 5AM and stumbled around moaning "WHY IS IT SO DARK? WHY DO I FEEL LIKE I'M DYING?" for a few minutes before I thought to look at a clock.
Frankenbuddha - Sep 28, 2007 5:33:12 am PDT #3576 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Wake up before alarm, despite tiredness and fervent desire for more sleep.
You've just described nearly every day I've had for the last I don't know how many years.
Jars - Sep 28, 2007 5:37:08 am PDT #3577 of 10001
I was reading an article the other day about people with anaemia and hypothyroidism and the like, and how tiredeness was the main symptom. They were talking about how they could easily sleep for twelve hours straight and finding it difficult to find the energy for everyday tasks. What if you're like that, and you don't have an excuse? Do The Lazies count as an excuse?
bon bon - Sep 28, 2007 5:38:55 am PDT #3578 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
On Today's Papers this morning I heard the story about a local reporter who got fired because he chronically overslept. A few months later, he was diagnosed with testicular cancer, and he figures that must have been the source of his sleepiness.
The only conclusion I can draw from this is that Dana has testicular cancer.
Allyson - Sep 28, 2007 5:40:07 am PDT #3579 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Last night I remembered I had some Xanax, and this morning I fully understand while people become addicted. Best sleep I've had in weeks. I actually feel AWAKE.
Cashmere - Sep 28, 2007 5:44:15 am PDT #3580 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
I woke up at 5AM and stumbled around moaning "WHY IS IT SO DARK? WHY DO I FEEL LIKE I'M DYING?" for a few minutes before I thought to look at a clock.
DH bought this stupid projection clock so I have a big red LED numbers projected on the ceiling. It's bad enough tossing and turning and rolling over to see the clock. When it's staring down at you in giant red numbers, UGH.
Dana - Sep 28, 2007 5:49:37 am PDT #3581 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
So I either have anemia, testicular cancer, or chronic laziness.
Except I didn't oversleep. The whole problem is that I woke up early. So I think I'm safe from testicular cancer.
shrift - Sep 28, 2007 5:50:26 am PDT #3582 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Things need to stop breaking before I've had a chance to finish my coffee.