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bon bon - Sep 28, 2007 5:38:55 am PDT #3578 of 10001

It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

On Today's Papers this morning I heard the story about a local reporter who got fired because he chronically overslept. A few months later, he was diagnosed with testicular cancer, and he figures that must have been the source of his sleepiness.

The only conclusion I can draw from this is that Dana has testicular cancer.

Allyson - Sep 28, 2007 5:40:07 am PDT #3579 of 10001

Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Last night I remembered I had some Xanax, and this morning I fully understand while people become addicted. Best sleep I've had in weeks. I actually feel AWAKE.

Cashmere - Sep 28, 2007 5:44:15 am PDT #3580 of 10001

Now tagless for your comfort.

I woke up at 5AM and stumbled around moaning "WHY IS IT SO DARK? WHY DO I FEEL LIKE I'M DYING?" for a few minutes before I thought to look at a clock.

DH bought this stupid projection clock so I have a big red LED numbers projected on the ceiling. It's bad enough tossing and turning and rolling over to see the clock. When it's staring down at you in giant red numbers, UGH.

Dana - Sep 28, 2007 5:49:37 am PDT #3581 of 10001

I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

So I either have anemia, testicular cancer, or chronic laziness.

Except I didn't oversleep. The whole problem is that I woke up early. So I think I'm safe from testicular cancer.

shrift - Sep 28, 2007 5:50:26 am PDT #3582 of 10001

"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Things need to stop breaking before I've had a chance to finish my coffee.

Tom Scola - Sep 28, 2007 5:51:03 am PDT #3583 of 10001

Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

There's a big company-wide announcement in ten minutes. Nobody will say what it's about. This can't be good.

§ ita § - Sep 28, 2007 5:51:33 am PDT #3584 of 10001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Went to sleep last night without narcotic assistance. Been a while. The ER visit has already been worth the $75 copay. My bar's not high.

Jesse - Sep 28, 2007 5:51:37 am PDT #3585 of 10001

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Probably it's not a pizza party, huh.

Jars - Sep 28, 2007 5:52:33 am PDT #3586 of 10001

Maybe I have testicular cancer. I got home from work yesterday and slept for two hours, then went to bed at ten and got up at seven. And I could totally nap right now.

Nah, I think I just have The Lazies.

Steph L. - Sep 28, 2007 5:54:16 am PDT #3587 of 10001

I look more rad than Lutheranism

DH bought this stupid projection clock so I have a big red LED numbers projected on the ceiling. It's bad enough tossing and turning and rolling over to see the clock. When it's staring down at you in giant red numbers, UGH.

Cashmere, you are an amazingly tolerant wife.

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