Yay Emily!

Sophia, I think it does mean you're losing it. Time to go home!

See, I am picturing these giant bookends of Rodin's The Thinker and this man's disappointment about losing out on SIX FOOT BOOKENDS! And the kind of books you would put between six foot bookends!

Forgot to say, meara, gin fizzes are the traditional Christmas brunch drink on my mom's side of the family, and they are indeed delicious. All fizzy and tart and rich (without being uncomfortably, eggnoggishly heavy) and festive. So yum!

See I thought I would love them! Maybe it's just the recipe in teh Joy of Cooking is effed up.

Did it say to serve it over rice?

Yay for Emily's dad! No cancer news is one of the best kinds of news there is.

yay for Emily's dad!!!!!

Man, you Pink Lady haters make me sad!

I guess maybe it's because I've been suffering from a cold or hayfever, and the idea of putting anything even slightly viscous in my beverages is gross to the power of OMGWTF.

Except this season, they were made without room for tatas.

Every time I go shopping, I like to try on a few empire waist shirts and laugh uproariously. Sometimes it turns out totally hoochie, and sometimes I get misshapen lump with T. Rex arm action.

Sadly, his actual name is not Hypocritical Cockbite McFuckypants. That kind of truth in advertising would have been really useful to my cousin lo these many years ago (except that their kids are really great and sweet and smart and it'd be a loss to the world if those kids had never happened--but, oh, if he'd just been an anonymous sperm donor it would've been much better all around).

Happy news, Emily! Yay!

President A is a Holocaust denier.

After that, anything he says is all chimp bubble fork taco.

jz--so sorry. My cousin's ex was having an affair with his secretary for YEARS and the kids knew about it and he made them all swear not to tell their mother, who he was still living with. STILL furious about that.