When you look back at this, in the three seconds it'll take you to turn to dust, I think you'll find the mistake was touching my stuff.

Buffy ,'Lessons'


Natter 54: Right here, dammit.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


meara - Sep 24, 2007 7:05:16 am PDT #2445 of 10001

ow I'm feeling sorry for those poor girls who simultaneously have a muffin top, whale tale and tramp stamp.

OK, wait, what's whale tail?? Does this have somethign to do with a thong sticking out above your pants? I'm so against that.


tommyrot - Sep 24, 2007 7:06:17 am PDT #2446 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Does this have somethign to do with a thong sticking out above your pants?

Yes.


shrift - Sep 24, 2007 7:06:34 am PDT #2447 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Can you call in sick with that?

Dude, I don't know, how would you spin that? "Dear Boss, I suffered from an acute lack of responsibility last night..."


Dana - Sep 24, 2007 7:19:36 am PDT #2448 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

"Dear Boss, I suffered from an acute lack of responsibility last night..."

It's a condition! You're not responsible!


Dana - Sep 24, 2007 7:20:23 am PDT #2449 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Meanwhile, I have crunchy pita chips to eat for my lunch, but I'm waiting until the people around me leave so I don't irritate them with my CRONCHING noises.


Zenkitty - Sep 24, 2007 7:20:39 am PDT #2450 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

An acute lack of responsibility, for which I am not responsible!

I think I have this condition all the time.


Vortex - Sep 24, 2007 7:21:00 am PDT #2451 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

you are very considerate, Dana. Me, I'd crunch and send "deal" vibes.


tommyrot - Sep 24, 2007 7:21:25 am PDT #2452 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

It's a condition! You're not responsible!

"Dear boss, I stayed up way too late last night. However, it's not my fault, as there is no such thing as free will."


§ ita § - Sep 24, 2007 7:21:40 am PDT #2453 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I learnt about tramp stamps after having moved to Cali. Wifebeater is mostly divorced from its origin, but not entirely because I want a better easily recognised term. Tramp stamp is totally not because just about every time I hear them referred to it's in a "Fwarrrr, that's hot!" or "As if!" context. So not divorced from sex.

I think I am a part of this Raunch Culture, and I bear no great because of it. Sadly, I'm learning that people have thought I was in RC from 20 years ago, so I guess I have lost time to make up for. Because 20 years ago it wouldn't have occurred to me that being found attractive (or just feeling attractive) was useful or purposeful.


tommyrot - Sep 24, 2007 7:24:10 am PDT #2454 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

"Dear boss, our lives are pretty insignificant and meaningless in the grand scheme of things. So really it doesn't matter if I don't come in to work today."