"Dear boss, our lives are pretty insignificant and meaningless in the grand scheme of things. So really it doesn't matter if I don't come in to work today."
Wash: Don't fall asleep now. Sleepiness is weakness of character. Ask anyone. You're acting captain. Know what happens you fall asleep now? Zoe: Jayne slits my throat, and takes over. Wash: That's right. Zoe: And we can't stop it.
'Shindig'
Natter 54: Right here, dammit.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Sep 24, 2007 7:24:10 am PDT #2454 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
shrift - Sep 24, 2007 7:25:19 am PDT #2455 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
It's a condition! You're not responsible!
This explains so much of my life.
SuziQ - Sep 24, 2007 7:25:41 am PDT #2456 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
"Dear boss, Oh sod it, I'm going home."
bon bon - Sep 24, 2007 7:28:23 am PDT #2457 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Tramp stamp is a clever term, but it doesn't apply to every single lower back tat. It seems pretty appropriate for a certain tattoo trend, though -- if I can see the top of your ass crack, it's trampy.
tommyrot - Sep 24, 2007 7:28:42 am PDT #2458 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
"Dear boss, Once I dreamed I was a butterfly. But perhaps I am a butterfly dreaming I am a person, and everything (you included) are just part of my dream. So I am not coming in to work today, just in case I should suddenly find myself naked."
Ginger - Sep 24, 2007 7:29:19 am PDT #2459 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
if I can see the top of your ass crack, it's trampy.
I think that with or without a tatoo.
shrift - Sep 24, 2007 7:29:28 am PDT #2460 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Since I'm already at work and I want to look at eyeglass frames at the place around the corner, I figure I won't declare myself in dire need of nappy times and go home sick.
I mean, my iPod is charged and one of my supervisors is engaging in e-mail warfare which is kind of entertaining me right now.
megan walker - Sep 24, 2007 7:33:14 am PDT #2461 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
Thanks, megan! I assume the capitalization is required?
Most definitely (divine right and all that). I even contemplated capitalizing the "vous" in the response, but decided against it in the end.
Fred Pete - Sep 24, 2007 7:33:54 am PDT #2462 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.
It seems pretty appropriate for a certain tattoo trend, though -- if I can see the top of your ass crack, it's trampy.
What Ginger said. Low-waisted trousers (on any gender) have a limit.
tommyrot - Sep 24, 2007 7:35:38 am PDT #2463 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Low-waisted trousers (on any gender) have a limit.
How about on monkeys?