Yes. Ooh! Maybe, instead of making them take notes and do things while they're waiting for the glue to dry on their OTHER construction project! Except... what about when THIS glue has to dry? Maybe not. Oh! OH! Okay, I know what I'm doing.

I really want to mention that until this year I didn't know I could be so tense that I was physically vibrating. Like, to the point that other people could see it. I can't figure out how to work it in, though.

Perhaps something to the effect of "[shitty management practice] has caused a significant amount of stress, sometimes with physical manifestations."

OMG, hungry/hangry kitten is adorable. Strange Christmas man is not. Armchair tattoo is AWESOME, not bad. Especially if the person has a good reason for it.

Okay, this is the cutest thing ever. Little Alibelle was very thoughtful.

Totally adorable.

so close to her new job that she could walk there if she needed to. I'm jealous.

That's pretty sweet.

"I attempted to keep people informed, but their ability to process what I'd said was sometimes questionable."

Oh dear. Good luck, Strega.

Armchair tattoo is AWESOME, not bad. Especially if the person has a good reason for it.

Yeah, I'm guessing whoever put together the page is not aware of the reputation of the Charles Eames chair.

I'm guessing whoever put together the page is not aware of the reputation of the Charles Eames chair.

Clearly not. What's funny is the comments -- it's like 50% "all tatooes suck and prove your unemployable" and 50% "yeah, except that the chair is BRILLIANT". And one person who liked the back full of hair-metal band logos.

Okay, this is the cutest thing ever. Little Alibelle was very thoughtful.

Oh, lordy, that is possibly the sweetest thing I've ever heard.

My co-workers thank you all for the Adorable Inter-Species Baby Love photos. They have made the rounds and received appropriate coos. Mondays need all the help they can get.

I look forward to telecommuting, but I also fear that I will never speak to another human being again. They'll find me one day dead in my kitchen, having choked on a fish oil capsule, with my throat eaten by the neighborhood cat. They'll say, she died doing what she loved - taking healthy supplements and feeding cats.

Oh, my god, such a Monday. Not enough gronk in the world.

For those of us not well-versed in office furniture, what is the significance of an Eames chair?

That particular chair is one of the most famous of midcentury furniture designs: [link]

Huh. I don't quite see the point of it still, but there you go. I wouldn't tag it as a worst-ever design, but it's not interesting enough for me to wonder what's the point of (even nice) furniture tattooed on one's body.