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If every vampire who said he was at the crucifixion was actually there, it would have been like Woodstock.

Spike ,'Same Time, Same Place'

Natter 54: Right here, dammit.

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.

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Typo Boy - Sep 22, 2007 4:52:31 pm PDT #2274 of 10001

Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

"Overheard Everywhere" seems to include a couple of made-for-the-buffistas conversations.

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Professor: I've decided to move the midterm to next week, because apparently we are missing a substantial amount of Jews.

Student to friend: Holy crap! Passover just saved my ass!

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Girlfriend pointing at guy in kilt: Look, he's wearing a skirt! What a freak!

Boyfriend, releasing her hand: That's a kilt. I'm Scottish. Fuck you!

Burrell - Sep 22, 2007 4:52:49 pm PDT #2275 of 10001

Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

His old people called him "Fat Boy"

You could call him Oppenheimer.

msbelle - Sep 22, 2007 4:53:23 pm PDT #2276 of 10001

I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

burrell - insent

aurelia - Sep 22, 2007 4:55:34 pm PDT #2277 of 10001

All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

You could call him "Winston" or maybe "Alfred" or "Hitchcock,"

And I went straight to Slim. (eta - oooh, Oppenheimer is good!)

They say I can leave tomorrow if my head isn't hurting.

Um. Hm.

Head not hurting is a good goal. I hope they help you out with that.

DebetEsse - Sep 22, 2007 4:55:58 pm PDT #2278 of 10001

Woe to the fucking wicked.

Burrell, he just answered to that. Well, once, at least. I have the sliding door open, so there's outside to be stared at through the screen.

I have also discovered that I can bake individual cookies in my toaster oven.

Alibelle - Sep 22, 2007 4:56:04 pm PDT #2279 of 10001

Apart from sports, "my secret favorite thing on earth is ketchup. I will put ketchup on anything. But it has to be Heinz." - my husband, Michael Vartan

I have become obsessed with reading beauty product reviews at this site: [link]

I don't remember how to do fancy link things. I haven't been here in a long time, people.

ETA:

I have also discovered that I can bake individual cookies in my toaster oven.

That totally rocks.

Scrappy - Sep 22, 2007 5:03:26 pm PDT #2280 of 10001

Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Installed a lot of pulls on cabinet doors in the new house and accepted delivery on our new couch, which looks great! Then, on the way home there was a gigantic rainbow--one of the best ones I have ever seen. People were stopping to take pictures with their cellphones, that's how awesome it was. I took it to mean that we will be very happy in our new house. Now DH and i are going out to dinner for date night, before he goes away on business for a week.

Burrell - Sep 22, 2007 5:08:59 pm PDT #2281 of 10001

Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

replied msbelle

My son is pretending to be Gordon the Express Engine.

Burrell - Sep 22, 2007 5:11:53 pm PDT #2282 of 10001

Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Burrell, he just answered to that.

Wooo! Go Oppenheimer! Choose Oppenheimer!

Robin, you and DH are the CUTEST MARRIEDS EVAH!

tommyrot - Sep 22, 2007 5:16:12 pm PDT #2283 of 10001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Wooo! Go Oppenheimer! Choose Oppenheimer!

A friend of mine got a new kitten a little while ago and named him Einstein....

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