Anya: We should drop a piano on her. It always works for that creepy cartoon rabbit when he's running from that nice man with the speech impediment. Giles: Yes, or perhaps we could paint a convincing fake tunnel on the side of a mountain.

'Touched'


Natter 54: Right here, dammit.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


DebetEsse - Sep 22, 2007 4:45:54 pm PDT #2271 of 10001
Woe to the fucking wicked.

He is. He's got a dozen or so white hairs on his chest. I just got him this week. He's 10 and a bit, well, fat, and a total sweetheart. His old people called him "Fat Boy", which just will not do.

Yay, bookstores! Not any other comment, really. Just sort of a truism.

Oof, ita. Being off-schedule isn't fun in the best of circumstances, and I can't imagine being up at night in a hospital would be better.


Kathy A - Sep 22, 2007 4:49:38 pm PDT #2272 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

You could call him "Winston" or maybe "Alfred" or "Hitchcock," if you want to continue the reference to his girth and age. And, go you for adopting an older cat!!

Amarna also has the stray white hair on her chest; actually, it's only one white hair, right smack between her front legs.


Burrell - Sep 22, 2007 4:51:15 pm PDT #2273 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Hi ita! I'm sorry you are stuck in the hospital, but at least there's less hurting.

I just found out that next weekend is teacher discount weekend at Borders. 25% off all purchases, school and personal. Whoo!

It kinda bums me that I'm not considered a teacher, by teacher they mean K-12. I feel like since I teach and since I actually earn less than most teachers who've been teaching for as long as I have, I should qualify for teacher discounts. I'd certainly buy more books if they gave it to me.


Typo Boy - Sep 22, 2007 4:52:31 pm PDT #2274 of 10001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

"Overheard Everywhere" seems to include a couple of made-for-the-buffistas conversations.

[link]

Professor: I've decided to move the midterm to next week, because apparently we are missing a substantial amount of Jews.

Student to friend: Holy crap! Passover just saved my ass!

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Girlfriend pointing at guy in kilt: Look, he's wearing a skirt! What a freak!

Boyfriend, releasing her hand: That's a kilt. I'm Scottish. Fuck you!


Burrell - Sep 22, 2007 4:52:49 pm PDT #2275 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

His old people called him "Fat Boy"

You could call him Oppenheimer.


msbelle - Sep 22, 2007 4:53:23 pm PDT #2276 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

burrell - insent


aurelia - Sep 22, 2007 4:55:34 pm PDT #2277 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

You could call him "Winston" or maybe "Alfred" or "Hitchcock,"

And I went straight to Slim. (eta - oooh, Oppenheimer is good!)

They say I can leave tomorrow if my head isn't hurting.

Um. Hm.

Head not hurting is a good goal. I hope they help you out with that.


DebetEsse - Sep 22, 2007 4:55:58 pm PDT #2278 of 10001
Woe to the fucking wicked.

Burrell, he just answered to that. Well, once, at least. I have the sliding door open, so there's outside to be stared at through the screen.

I have also discovered that I can bake individual cookies in my toaster oven.


Alibelle - Sep 22, 2007 4:56:04 pm PDT #2279 of 10001
Apart from sports, "my secret favorite thing on earth is ketchup. I will put ketchup on anything. But it has to be Heinz." - my husband, Michael Vartan

I have become obsessed with reading beauty product reviews at this site: [link]

I don't remember how to do fancy link things. I haven't been here in a long time, people.

ETA:

I have also discovered that I can bake individual cookies in my toaster oven.

That totally rocks.


Scrappy - Sep 22, 2007 5:03:26 pm PDT #2280 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Installed a lot of pulls on cabinet doors in the new house and accepted delivery on our new couch, which looks great! Then, on the way home there was a gigantic rainbow--one of the best ones I have ever seen. People were stopping to take pictures with their cellphones, that's how awesome it was. I took it to mean that we will be very happy in our new house. Now DH and i are going out to dinner for date night, before he goes away on business for a week.