Nothing fits and what the fuck do you wear to the mormon clampett wedding?
I'm going to say something that doesn't slow you down.
Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.
Wash ,'Objects In Space'
Natter 54: Right here, dammit.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
billytea - Sep 12, 2007 8:49:44 pm PDT #193 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Burrell - Sep 12, 2007 8:59:13 pm PDT #194 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Don't you have pink cowgirl boots, Kat? I'd wear those if I were you. With, um, some other clothes too, not just the boots.
Kat - Sep 12, 2007 9:03:11 pm PDT #195 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
ooh! good call. with pink skirt. too bad I'm too fat for my cowgirl skirt.
Burrell - Sep 12, 2007 9:05:13 pm PDT #196 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
I have great boot envy you know.
Matt the Bruins fan - Sep 13, 2007 3:41:13 am PDT #197 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Great to hear that Theresa is doing well.
Jesse - Sep 13, 2007 4:09:46 am PDT #198 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Here is the dorkiness that is my life: I just saw a commercial of Tina Fey's life, and they showed her going into Silvercup Studios, which is a huge relief to me, since I had heard that 30 Rock films at the studio around the corner from my house, which is the OTHER studio in the neighborhood, so now I don't have to obsess that if only I were in the right place at the right time, I could run into her on any given day.
Frankenbuddha - Sep 13, 2007 4:17:05 am PDT #199 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
I'd intended to anyway, since my dress shoes drew blood when I wore them to IRA last year
And once shoes get a taste for blood, the only thing to do is put them down.
Timelies. And relatively gronk free, thank doG.
It appears autumn has arrived ahead of schedule here. We're barely cracking 70, and sunny (and breezy). It's nice. Now if we can only keep this going through 2008 (ha! not bloody likely).
Jessica - Sep 13, 2007 4:21:23 am PDT #200 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
Oh, Theresa! She should totally stop by.
01 Basic Black Dress - yes
02 Trench Coat - ummm....why?
03 Classic Dress Pants - yes
04 Blazer - again, why?
05 Skirt - yes
06 Classic White Shirt - I assume that "classic" here means buttons, which means A World Of No for me and my boobs. Plus, white? Um...
07 Day Dress - yes, a few
08 Jeans - yes
09 Sweatsuit Alternative - yes (yoga pants)
10 Cashmere Sweater - dude, WHY?
The trench coat and cashmere sweater are the ones I find truly baffling. Do I have coat and sweater needs going unmet by the leather and wool currently in my closet? (Not that I don't love cashmere, but...essential? Seriously?)
And he's missing the most important essential item in the female wardrobe, which is Well-Fitting Bra. A properly fitted bra will instantly upgrade all the other tops in your closet.
Dana - Sep 13, 2007 4:24:05 am PDT #201 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
So the freaking storm became a hurricane overnight. Luckily for me, Hurricane Humberto took a turn to the east. It's hardly even rained here.
Sue - Sep 13, 2007 4:27:03 am PDT #202 of 10001
hip deep in pie
Well there's always Tropical Depression Eight to keep an eye on:
I am so stressed at work right now, I can barely stand to stay here.