When I'm traveling with my mother, she always has to clean up the room before we leave. Mom, you've missed the entire point of the hotel existence: being a slob without consequences.
Angel: I can stay in town as long as you want me. Buffy: How's forever? Does forever work for you?
'Lies My Parents Told Me'
Natter 54: Right here, dammit.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Ginger - Sep 18, 2007 12:23:40 pm PDT #1456 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
tommyrot - Sep 18, 2007 12:23:57 pm PDT #1457 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
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§ ita § - Sep 18, 2007 12:27:26 pm PDT #1458 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Of course I hate beyond hate travelling right now. Because it is headache incarnate. But when I do like it, it's tip to toe...it's just that now that I like where I live I don't end up leaving near as much, as everyone on the west coast I've seen no more of can attest.
Grammatically that sentence works out, I'm pretty sure.
Time for my lie down, as soon as I forward the monkey pics. Ha!
Vortex - Sep 18, 2007 12:28:42 pm PDT #1459 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Grr. Trying to book a NY hotel. Uni is paying, so cost is not so much of an issue, but they do have their limits. I can't get the government rate at any of the chi chi hotels. FEH.
Susan W. - Sep 18, 2007 12:29:11 pm PDT #1460 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights
Even the plain jane national chain nothing special hotels...something about that extra bed in the room and knowing I wasn't cleaning the bathroom.
This is me. I love going to writers conferences, and frankly I get nearly as much pleasure out of having a big comfy room to myself that someone else is paid to clean as I do getting to talk shop with the published people.
bon bon - Sep 18, 2007 12:34:35 pm PDT #1461 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
If I'm gonna be somewhere, I'm glad there's a clean place to sleep. But I'm usually vaguely disappointed that hotels aren't more exciting. I can get this at home-- not quite as clean, but with more cable channels and free booze!
meara - Sep 18, 2007 12:39:00 pm PDT #1462 of 10001
Can you priceline it, Vortex, or do you have to use a particular travel portal?
§ ita § - Sep 18, 2007 12:40:30 pm PDT #1463 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I can get this at home-- not quite as clean, but with more cable channels and free booze!
Check Hotel Babylon for some ideas of hotel-specific shenanigans.
I am going to go have a lie down. I was having a blisteringly bad headache, and then I inhaled some narcotics, and now I'm not any more.
I am a bit weirded out by all that, but grateful.
Vanished. Entirely. Of course I'm fucked in the head and can't drive or work or anything, but it's not like the other painkillers that just made me sleepy or not care.
Strange.
Sheryl - Sep 18, 2007 12:48:32 pm PDT #1464 of 10001
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"
Timelies all!
Happy Birthday erika!
bon bon - Sep 18, 2007 12:49:01 pm PDT #1465 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Check Hotel Babylon for some ideas of hotel-specific shenanigans.
Imagination fails me. Because if it's just S-E-X, I can (theoretically) get that at home, too!
I might as well watch Babylon. Between mainlining MI-5, QI and Top Gear I'm calling everything "totally mad."