All I want to know is should we start calling Kristin "Spike"?
Well, she is little and blonde...
Played with Kaylee. Sun came out, and I walked on my feet and heard with my ears. I ate the bits, the bits stayed down, and I work. I function like I'm a girl. I hate it because I know it'll go away. The sun goes dark and chaos has come again. Bits. Fluids. What am I?!
River ,'War Stories'
Natter 54: Right here, dammit.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
amych - Sep 18, 2007 5:05:03 am PDT #1274 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Jessica - Sep 18, 2007 5:09:21 am PDT #1275 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I don't want to cause any alarm, but we may be in the midst of an alien invasion:
Mystery illness strikes after meteorite hits Peruvian village:
Villagers in southern Peru were struck by a mysterious illness after a meteorite made a fiery crash to Earth in their area, regional authorities said Monday.
Around midday Saturday, villagers were startled by an explosion and a fireball that many were convinced was an airplane crashing near their remote village, located in the high Andes department of Puno in the Desaguadero region, near the border with Bolivia.
Residents complained of headaches and vomiting brought on by a "strange odor," local health department official Jorge Lopez told Peruvian radio RPP.
Seven policemen who went to check on the reports also became ill and had to be given oxygen before being hospitalized, Lopez said.
Rescue teams and experts were dispatched to the scene, where the meteorite left a 100-foot-wide (30-meter-wide) and 20-foot-deep (six-meter-deep) crater, said local official Marco Limache.
"Boiling water started coming out of the crater and particles of rock and cinders were found nearby. Residents are very concerned," he said.
tommyrot - Sep 18, 2007 5:19:11 am PDT #1276 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I won't be worried until green fur starts growing on everything.
Aims - Sep 18, 2007 5:28:59 am PDT #1277 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
For those who have lived in Ann Arbor, Michigan:
"Shakey" Jake passed away last night at the age of 82.
Allyson - Sep 18, 2007 5:36:48 am PDT #1278 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Coming up for air...
Agent dug my pitch, now have to get cracking on proposal. This is the way scary part.
Called in sick yesterday to sleep off the last bits of The Sick that killed me this weekend.
bon bon - Sep 18, 2007 5:36:48 am PDT #1279 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Remind me who shakey jake was?
Sophia Brooks - Sep 18, 2007 5:36:52 am PDT #1280 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
Happy Birthday erikaj!
What, what, what am I going to do with my boss who answers her business phone "hello"? She keeps confusing people who are calling on business, and she gets direct outside calls, they don't go through me. Of course it is complicated by the fact that our new name is hard to say on the phone-- we went from C*nter for Lifelong Learning to Ed*Vantage (is this googleable-- I should delete!)
Sparky1 - Sep 18, 2007 5:38:12 am PDT #1281 of 10001
Librarian Warlord
Agent dug my pitch
Excellent!
Trudy Booth - Sep 18, 2007 5:40:00 am PDT #1282 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ERIKA!!!!!
beekaytee - Sep 18, 2007 5:42:12 am PDT #1283 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant
Meant to say I found Vampire People on the "weird" table in the Pentagon City Borders last week. Much more prominent placement than on a shelf. Right in the middle of a high traffic area.