This is not funny. This... this is a morality tale about the evils of sake.

Simon ,'Objects In Space'


Comedy 1: A Little Song, a Little Dance, a Little Seltzer Down Your Pants

This thread is for comedy TV, including network and cable shows. [NAFDA]


Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 06, 2011 6:25:04 pm PST #3585 of 8624
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Hell, Finn may be safer on the field with Lauren blocking for him than Karofsky.


Morgana - Feb 06, 2011 6:35:02 pm PST #3586 of 8624
"I make mistakes, but I am on the side of Good," the Golux said, "by accident and happenchance.” – The 13 Clocks, James Thurber

None of the guys are bass enough to do the Vincent Price part... who was speaking that section?


Hil R. - Feb 06, 2011 6:36:04 pm PST #3587 of 8624
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

None of the guys are bass enough to do the Vincent Price part... who was speaking that section?

I think it was Finn plus a lot of autotune.


Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 06, 2011 6:37:19 pm PST #3588 of 8624
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Going that deep didn't work for me... Vincent Price had a relatively high-pitched, nasal voice. They should have had Stephen Tolobowsky record that part.


Morgana - Feb 06, 2011 6:37:48 pm PST #3589 of 8624
"I make mistakes, but I am on the side of Good," the Golux said, "by accident and happenchance.” – The 13 Clocks, James Thurber

Since the football players objected so strenuously to the makeup, I wonder why it was even necessary. It's not like it could be seen from the stands.


Dana - Feb 06, 2011 6:38:52 pm PST #3590 of 8624
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Zombie football players is stupid. Zombie cheerleaders is awesome.

Although, maybe worth it for "Someone bit me!"


quester - Feb 06, 2011 6:42:26 pm PST #3591 of 8624
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

I had to drive home between the hockey players slushied the football players and the Thriller number. What the heck happened?


tiggy - Feb 06, 2011 6:56:31 pm PST #3592 of 8624
I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore

has it been a while since you've heard the original Thriller, Matt? Vincent Price's part is far from high-pitched or nasal.


Lee - Feb 06, 2011 7:23:11 pm PST #3593 of 8624
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Zombie football players is stupid. Zombie cheerleaders is awesome.

Although, maybe worth it for "Someone bit me!"

What Dana said. That almost made it worth watching the rest of the show.

Wish they hadn't made Sue so far over the top, or that they had shown Lauren playing the second half.


DavidS - Feb 06, 2011 9:13:54 pm PST #3594 of 8624
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I wish they didn't have Finn fumble a snap because he's afraid of taking a hit. Sheesh, they're playing football. He's been knocked on his can a thousand times. That's not going to intimidate him.