Zoe: Is there any way I'm gonna get out of this with honor and dignity? Wash: You're pretty much down to ritual suicide, lambie-toes.

'War Stories'


Comedy 1: A Little Song, a Little Dance, a Little Seltzer Down Your Pants

This thread is for comedy TV, including network and cable shows. [NAFDA]


Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 06, 2011 6:37:19 pm PST #3588 of 8624
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Going that deep didn't work for me... Vincent Price had a relatively high-pitched, nasal voice. They should have had Stephen Tolobowsky record that part.


Morgana - Feb 06, 2011 6:37:48 pm PST #3589 of 8624
"I make mistakes, but I am on the side of Good," the Golux said, "by accident and happenchance.” – The 13 Clocks, James Thurber

Since the football players objected so strenuously to the makeup, I wonder why it was even necessary. It's not like it could be seen from the stands.


Dana - Feb 06, 2011 6:38:52 pm PST #3590 of 8624
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Zombie football players is stupid. Zombie cheerleaders is awesome.

Although, maybe worth it for "Someone bit me!"


quester - Feb 06, 2011 6:42:26 pm PST #3591 of 8624
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

I had to drive home between the hockey players slushied the football players and the Thriller number. What the heck happened?


tiggy - Feb 06, 2011 6:56:31 pm PST #3592 of 8624
I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore

has it been a while since you've heard the original Thriller, Matt? Vincent Price's part is far from high-pitched or nasal.


Lee - Feb 06, 2011 7:23:11 pm PST #3593 of 8624
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Zombie football players is stupid. Zombie cheerleaders is awesome.

Although, maybe worth it for "Someone bit me!"

What Dana said. That almost made it worth watching the rest of the show.

Wish they hadn't made Sue so far over the top, or that they had shown Lauren playing the second half.


DavidS - Feb 06, 2011 9:13:54 pm PST #3594 of 8624
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I wish they didn't have Finn fumble a snap because he's afraid of taking a hit. Sheesh, they're playing football. He's been knocked on his can a thousand times. That's not going to intimidate him.


Fred Pete - Feb 07, 2011 5:42:56 am PST #3595 of 8624
Ann, that's a ferret.

Glee is still on the Tivo, so I can't comment. (Though if they're going to redeem Karofsky, I hope he at least earns it instead of suddenly getting better.)

The Office -- Fell kind of flat, though it was nice to see Holly outperform Dwight in something he takes pride in. But it seemed kind of a roundabout (even if very Office-like) way to get Holly and Michael together. And the captions attacking Gabe seemed kind of forced.


erikaj - Feb 07, 2011 6:57:00 am PST #3596 of 8624
Always Anti-fascist!

I know...they've been doing that lately. Is there anyone watching who will be surprised if that happens? Maybe some coma patient who's just started watching TV after twenty years? And is there anybody who really cares about Erin? Much less if she dates Andy or um, Sabre Guy(whom I obviously don't care about either) but really...that character could totally have gotten hit by a bus in the last episode and I would just rub my chin and say "Interesting choice," The actress is cute, but the character is just kind of a grinning idiot.


Daisy Jane - Feb 07, 2011 6:59:23 am PST #3597 of 8624
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I love her and Michael's relationship and think they are adorable together. The actress is also a member of the same improv theater as my sister.