We killed a homeless man on this bench. Me and Dru. Those were good times. You know, he begged for mercy, and you know, that only made her bite harder.

Spike ,'Sleeper'


Spike's Bitches 37: You take the killing for granted.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


sj - Oct 04, 2007 7:51:32 am PDT #8420 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

We're at our layover. Our next flight doesn't leave for two hours.


-t - Oct 04, 2007 8:01:09 am PDT #8421 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Mom is already planning a new kidney/ birthday(hers)/wedding anniversary (mine) party for next month.

What a fantastic idea!

Sorry the temp job hell continues to reach out and thwap you after unemploying you, Joe. That's above and beyond.

Spent a big chunk of yesterday measuring how out of whack my new floors are (about 3" difference between the highest and lowest points in the house, ftr) and poking around in the crawlspace to see how fixable it is. Conclusion: not very. The house has been jacked up, somewhat inexpertly, in the past and further raising would be tricky. The current plan is to live with sloping floors and sticking doors for a few years till I can either afford the real foundation fix or want to move. So I have no more excuses for not getting on with my other home improvement projects.


Laga - Oct 04, 2007 8:35:13 am PDT #8422 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

gronk. I feel like my juice is giving me relationship advice. It says, "settling is natural."


Pix - Oct 04, 2007 8:48:16 am PDT #8423 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Eesh! That's no good, laga.


Laga - Oct 04, 2007 8:53:10 am PDT #8424 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Well it also says "shake well" so who knows what it's getting at.


tommyrot - Oct 04, 2007 8:55:17 am PDT #8425 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Mine says "Contains some pulp."


Pix - Oct 04, 2007 8:56:38 am PDT #8426 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Mine says "contents under pressure."

(Okay, it doesn't, but it should!)


Laga - Oct 04, 2007 8:57:30 am PDT #8427 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

My energy drink says, "please recycle." hmm.


amych - Oct 04, 2007 8:59:18 am PDT #8428 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Things that are made of win:

meeting cancelled

obstreperous new cell phone now working properly


Tom Scola - Oct 04, 2007 9:05:00 am PDT #8429 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

obstreperous new cell phone now working properly

My first thought was: Did you start giving the phone more calcium?