Jayne: That's a good idea. Good idea. Tell us where the stuff's at so I can shoot you. Mal: Point of interest? Offering to shoot us might not work so well as an incentive as you might imagine.

'Out Of Gas'


Spike's Bitches 37: You take the killing for granted.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Laga - Oct 04, 2007 8:35:13 am PDT #8422 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

gronk. I feel like my juice is giving me relationship advice. It says, "settling is natural."


Pix - Oct 04, 2007 8:48:16 am PDT #8423 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

Eesh! That's no good, laga.


Laga - Oct 04, 2007 8:53:10 am PDT #8424 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Well it also says "shake well" so who knows what it's getting at.


tommyrot - Oct 04, 2007 8:55:17 am PDT #8425 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Mine says "Contains some pulp."


Pix - Oct 04, 2007 8:56:38 am PDT #8426 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

Mine says "contents under pressure."

(Okay, it doesn't, but it should!)


Laga - Oct 04, 2007 8:57:30 am PDT #8427 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

My energy drink says, "please recycle." hmm.


amych - Oct 04, 2007 8:59:18 am PDT #8428 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Things that are made of win:

meeting cancelled

obstreperous new cell phone now working properly


Tom Scola - Oct 04, 2007 9:05:00 am PDT #8429 of 10001
hwæt

obstreperous new cell phone now working properly

My first thought was: Did you start giving the phone more calcium?


vw bug - Oct 04, 2007 9:10:46 am PDT #8430 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Stephanie, that is just ridiculous!

edited to take out something I decided was more appropriate for a locked LJ post.


Stephanie - Oct 04, 2007 9:17:54 am PDT #8431 of 10001
Trust my rage

::imagines dealing with three Livs and Owen::

I know - it's not surprising at all that the mom has very high blood pressure.

Damn, I was doing it wrong.

Not you - just your placenta. (Or maybe Lillian's? Not sure which is better there.)