Wow, you've really mastered the power of positive giving-up.

Cordelia ,'End of Days'


Spike's Bitches 37: You take the killing for granted.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Vortex - Aug 09, 2007 9:46:24 am PDT #735 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Further tales of ISA (Incompetent Student Assistant) I just checked the spreadsheet that he's been working on for three days. I made mistake and labled 2 columns as "school address" instead of labeling one of them "school address" and one "permanent address" He never mentioned it. I suppose that I should be glad that he didn't put the school address in twice. WTF? I mean, yes, I made the error ( waves at Brenda ), but shouldn't he have noticed after three days?


tommyrot - Aug 09, 2007 9:47:21 am PDT #736 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I mean, we all think that it sounds dirty, right? I mean, I thought it was a euphemism for anal. Was that just me?

I think it is. I mean, based on the lyrics to a Zappa song....


Pix - Aug 09, 2007 9:48:17 am PDT #737 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

I'm still waiting for the LA contingent to kidnap me.

t begins packing kidnapping bag

Aimee, I'm very happy for you guys being able to get out of your parents' house. I wish you every happiness in your new place.

And if you decide Michigan isn't working out, you could always move back to LA and get a brand NEW California license!!

t misses Miracleborns

No, that tag doesn't close.


§ ita § - Aug 09, 2007 10:00:45 am PDT #738 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

It is a euphemism for anal sex, and is also a fun thing to do while drinking.


Vortex - Aug 09, 2007 10:04:30 am PDT #739 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

It is a euphemism for anal sex, and is also a fun thing to do while drinking.

gonna have to COMM.


juliana - Aug 09, 2007 10:07:01 am PDT #740 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Suzi, clearly you need a minion for the booze-purchasing. Yes.

refuses to get into cornholing discussion

This LOLcat damn near made me spit smoothie all over mah keyboardz: [link]


SuziQ - Aug 09, 2007 10:08:37 am PDT #741 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Suzi, clearly you need a minion for the booze-purchasing. Yes.

Actually, I haz a minion going with me. I need to bring her over to North Beach.

That LOLcat! OMG!


Katerina Bee - Aug 09, 2007 10:11:46 am PDT #742 of 10001
Herding cats for fun

I hereby decree everyone gts to do what they want today in observance of my birthday!

And here I sit with the Internet, a credit card, AND permission from the Empress!!! Wooo-hooooo!

Thanks for all the birthday wishes! I feel all superspecial and stuff.


Steph L. - Aug 09, 2007 10:13:24 am PDT #743 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Please. I just got a message from someone in the office about cornholing. I'm afraid to open the message.

It's a sport similar to horseshoes. Appalachian in origin in this country and experiencing a resurgence (at least here in the Midwest.) My uncle makes cornhole platforms and we've played it at every family cookout this year.

Yeah, it's a beanbag-type game, and got really popular here about 4-5 years ago. It's really common to see houses with signs in their front yards -- the kind that say, for instance, "Tomatoes, Apples, Honey: 4 Sale!" -- that say "Cornhole Games Made Here 4 Sale!"

Who knew that vulgarly named yard games were a cottage industry?


Steph L. - Aug 09, 2007 10:14:13 am PDT #744 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Oh, and: Happy Birthday, Aimee!!!