Zoe: Jayne. This is something the Captain has to do for himself. Mal: No! No, it's not!

'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 37: You take the killing for granted.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Steph L. - Aug 09, 2007 10:14:13 am PDT #744 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Oh, and: Happy Birthday, Aimee!!!


Sean K - Aug 09, 2007 10:15:29 am PDT #745 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

This LOLcat damn near made me spit smoothie all over mah keyboardz: [link]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!


Sean K - Aug 09, 2007 10:15:50 am PDT #746 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Also, Happy Birthday, Aims.


Aims - Aug 09, 2007 10:16:37 am PDT #747 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Thank you!!! Everyone thank you!!!

Spider-pig...spider-pig...does whatever a spider-pig does....


Pix - Aug 09, 2007 10:20:46 am PDT #748 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Damn you people, now ND's going to start singing it at me again. I haven't seen the movie yet, but he can't resist breaking into song anytime he sees Sean's tagline.


SuziQ - Aug 09, 2007 10:23:53 am PDT #749 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Ok - was just given my shopping list for BevMo:

2 cases (24) Sierra Nevada
2 cases Pacifico
1 case budwieser
1 case coors lite
5 bottles Yellowtail Chardonnay
5 bottles assorted red wine

Ok - what kind of red wine? I am an idiot when it comes to choosing wines. This is just for a picnic. Basic BBQ food. Nothing fancy...but I don't want to buy swill or something too good - ya know?


DavidS - Aug 09, 2007 10:26:46 am PDT #750 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Cornholing is most definitely a known euphemism for anal.

In fact, that's how I first heard of the practice when I was 7.


Vortex - Aug 09, 2007 10:27:04 am PDT #751 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I'd just by some Yellowtail merlot and/or shiraz. Easy, and you're staying with the brand. As I recall, it doesn't suck.


meara - Aug 09, 2007 10:28:06 am PDT #752 of 10001

Yeah, me too. I strongly feel that Fay is so fabulous, that her life should include either one amazingly, scorchingly passionate life-long love affair, or a regular series fantabulous, heated, less permanent, amicably ended affairs. Thus the Bitches would be the recipients of Fay's endearing accounts, not so much of the hot details, but of anecdotes of the brilliantly witty things that were said at outings to the theater or fine restaurants. Hmm, perhaps you could simply make up stories for us, the way Vickie Bliss writes outrageous bodice-rippers for her boss.

This sounds like a good plan to me! Make it so!

Toddson, your boss and work sound utterly crappy. I'm sorry. No one should ahve to deal with that in August.

Yay Aimee and the house-age!!

I went to buy a swimsuit today. I bought a bikini. I've never owned one. I'm nto sure I"ll have the guts to WEAR one. What the hell was I thinking? My middle is all pale and lumpy! (Though, my thighs are also pale adn lumpy, but there's no hiding them, one piece or two)


Vortex - Aug 09, 2007 10:29:03 am PDT #753 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

might inspire you to stay at the gym ;)