I'm still waiting for the LA contingent to kidnap me.

t begins packing kidnapping bag

Aimee, I'm very happy for you guys being able to get out of your parents' house. I wish you every happiness in your new place.

And if you decide Michigan isn't working out, you could always move back to LA and get a brand NEW California license!!

t misses Miracleborns

No, that tag doesn't close.

It is a euphemism for anal sex, and is also a fun thing to do while drinking.

It is a euphemism for anal sex, and is also a fun thing to do while drinking.

gonna have to COMM.

Suzi, clearly you need a minion for the booze-purchasing. Yes.

refuses to get into cornholing discussion

This LOLcat damn near made me spit smoothie all over mah keyboardz: [link]

Suzi, clearly you need a minion for the booze-purchasing. Yes.

Actually, I haz a minion going with me. I need to bring her over to North Beach.

That LOLcat! OMG!

I hereby decree everyone gts to do what they want today in observance of my birthday!

And here I sit with the Internet, a credit card, AND permission from the Empress!!! Wooo-hooooo!

Thanks for all the birthday wishes! I feel all superspecial and stuff.

Please. I just got a message from someone in the office about cornholing. I'm afraid to open the message.

It's a sport similar to horseshoes. Appalachian in origin in this country and experiencing a resurgence (at least here in the Midwest.) My uncle makes cornhole platforms and we've played it at every family cookout this year.

Yeah, it's a beanbag-type game, and got really popular here about 4-5 years ago. It's really common to see houses with signs in their front yards -- the kind that say, for instance, "Tomatoes, Apples, Honey: 4 Sale!" -- that say "Cornhole Games Made Here 4 Sale!"

Who knew that vulgarly named yard games were a cottage industry?

Oh, and: Happy Birthday, Aimee!!!

This LOLcat damn near made me spit smoothie all over mah keyboardz: [link]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Also, Happy Birthday, Aims.