Spike: Heard what happened up top, offing your dad and all. Don't know if you know this, but, uh…I killed my mum. Actually, I'd already killed her, and then she tried to shag me, so I had to-- Wesley: Thank you. I'm…very comforted.

'Lineage'


Spike's Bitches 37: You take the killing for granted.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Vortex - Aug 09, 2007 9:42:26 am PDT #733 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I mean, we all think that it sounds dirty, right? I mean, I thought it was a euphemism for anal. Was that just me?


SuziQ - Aug 09, 2007 9:44:26 am PDT #734 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

I'm in the dirty corner with Vortex.

...

How YOU doing?


Vortex - Aug 09, 2007 9:46:24 am PDT #735 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Further tales of ISA (Incompetent Student Assistant) I just checked the spreadsheet that he's been working on for three days. I made mistake and labled 2 columns as "school address" instead of labeling one of them "school address" and one "permanent address" He never mentioned it. I suppose that I should be glad that he didn't put the school address in twice. WTF? I mean, yes, I made the error ( waves at Brenda ), but shouldn't he have noticed after three days?


tommyrot - Aug 09, 2007 9:47:21 am PDT #736 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I mean, we all think that it sounds dirty, right? I mean, I thought it was a euphemism for anal. Was that just me?

I think it is. I mean, based on the lyrics to a Zappa song....


Pix - Aug 09, 2007 9:48:17 am PDT #737 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

I'm still waiting for the LA contingent to kidnap me.

t begins packing kidnapping bag

Aimee, I'm very happy for you guys being able to get out of your parents' house. I wish you every happiness in your new place.

And if you decide Michigan isn't working out, you could always move back to LA and get a brand NEW California license!!

t misses Miracleborns

No, that tag doesn't close.


§ ita § - Aug 09, 2007 10:00:45 am PDT #738 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

It is a euphemism for anal sex, and is also a fun thing to do while drinking.


Vortex - Aug 09, 2007 10:04:30 am PDT #739 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

It is a euphemism for anal sex, and is also a fun thing to do while drinking.

gonna have to COMM.


juliana - Aug 09, 2007 10:07:01 am PDT #740 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Suzi, clearly you need a minion for the booze-purchasing. Yes.

refuses to get into cornholing discussion

This LOLcat damn near made me spit smoothie all over mah keyboardz: [link]


SuziQ - Aug 09, 2007 10:08:37 am PDT #741 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Suzi, clearly you need a minion for the booze-purchasing. Yes.

Actually, I haz a minion going with me. I need to bring her over to North Beach.

That LOLcat! OMG!


Katerina Bee - Aug 09, 2007 10:11:46 am PDT #742 of 10001
Herding cats for fun

I hereby decree everyone gts to do what they want today in observance of my birthday!

And here I sit with the Internet, a credit card, AND permission from the Empress!!! Wooo-hooooo!

Thanks for all the birthday wishes! I feel all superspecial and stuff.