Daisy! SWEET! Yay for L!
Wesley: Perhaps the whole point of this experiment is hair. Gunn: I vote he's not in charge.
'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'
Spike's Bitches 37: You take the killing for granted.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
juliana - Sep 25, 2007 1:12:15 pm PDT #6998 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
beekaytee - Sep 25, 2007 1:14:11 pm PDT #6999 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant
"Oh," he said dreamily, "I was just thinking about how much I'd like to have anal sex with you."
(eta: Not that anal sex is so awful - or even, at this point, remotely noteworthy - but something about his extreme pining-Austen-hero mien and the actual words "anal sex" kicked me right into a burst of unfortunate laughter. Which apparently men aren't so fond of in bed.)
Oh. My. God. I've had that exact experience!! If I didn't think it was completely impossible for it to be the same guy...but no. I'm going to guess that we are not unique in this. But yeah. Exact same sitch, laughter included.
Strix - Sep 25, 2007 1:16:56 pm PDT #7000 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Oh, HAH!
Proof #3791 on When A Woman Asks A Man "What Are You Thinking?" She Really Doesn't Want To Know.
beekaytee - Sep 25, 2007 1:19:01 pm PDT #7001 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant
Proof #3791 on When A Woman Asks A Man "What Are You Thinking?" She Really Doesn't Want To Know.
I have learned this universal lesson...finally. Or at least to know that, whatever the answer, I asked for it!
JZ - Sep 25, 2007 1:20:24 pm PDT #7002 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Oh. My. God. I've had that exact experience!!
And yes, indeed, highly unlikely that it was the same guy. I can't believe there are two of them out there! I don't know whether it's sad or hilarious, so I vote hilarious.
Toddson - Sep 25, 2007 1:21:17 pm PDT #7003 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
The problem with asking "what are you thinking" is that they don't think before answering. IJS.
§ ita § - Sep 25, 2007 1:27:29 pm PDT #7004 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
DUDE. Why boats, though? Why not toy helicopters?
Gotta have something to do with bathtime.
Then why not rubber duckies? What do you do with them? Someone please help!
beekaytee - Sep 25, 2007 1:30:56 pm PDT #7005 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant
I vote hilarious.
Sistah.
Another example of the unknowingly loaded question came on a first date browsing a bookstore..."So. What's your favorite section?" Beeline to...the three or four books on anal sex!
Sometimes being the one who is known for a mind as open as the great outdoors just makes me sigh.
Connie Neil - Sep 25, 2007 1:31:10 pm PDT #7006 of 10001
brillig
If anyone is still wondering if Middle America can be shocked by what is considered run of the mill here, your answer is yes. I've had to explain certain references to friends of mine, and they've frequently been horrified/disbelieving/certain I'm making up some weird explanation because I don't know what the real meaning is. Then they ask me, with very uneasy looks on their face, how I know these things. I blame my internet friends.
As sad as it may seem, Utah reflects a lot of the mental landscape that characterizes Middle America.
Daisy Jane - Sep 25, 2007 1:36:35 pm PDT #7007 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
"Oh," he said dreamily, "I was just thinking about how much I'd like to have anal sex with you."
blink
I have an ex-somethingorother who would say that, but he'd be going for the laugh.
ETA: Also, thanks for the well wishes for L. I'll tell her the vampire people have her back.