I knew someone who thought both birth control and premarital sex were wrong, but she ended up getting pregnant out of wedlock. Apparently giving in to the passion of the moment is less of a sin than planning ahead of time for sex.
Most people is pretty quiet right about now. Me, I see a stiff -- one I didn't have to kill myself -- I just get, the urge to, you know, do stuff. Like work out, run around, maybe get some trim if there's a willin' woman about... not that I get flush from corpses or anything. I ain't crazy.
Jayne ,'The Message'
Spike's Bitches 37: You take the killing for granted.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
tommyrot - Sep 25, 2007 8:09:53 am PDT #6885 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
§ ita § - Sep 25, 2007 8:11:37 am PDT #6886 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Girls in bikinis on the covers of magazines make the locals of Utah uptight and anxious.
I don't think it's kinky unless they're also turned on. An uptight and anxious kink would just suck. Which, I suppose, makes Utah one of the kinkiest places in the nation.
We talked about sex a decent amount in university. I just sent off a friend to university, and my care package to her was two vibrators and a sex book. Well, so far. She also got restraints that attach to a door and a heart-shaped paddle from other well-wishers.
That would be more sharing than I could have dealt with when I was in school, but her entire floor in residence has now oohed and aahed and read.
Emily - Sep 25, 2007 8:22:15 am PDT #6887 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
Apparently giving in to the passion of the moment is less of a sin than planning ahead of time for sex.
Well, not to say I don't appreciate the irony, but... yeah.
Don't get me wrong, it irritates me every bit as much, given that somehow having a child when you're not remotely ready for it and raising the chances of giving both it and yourself a terrible life is NOT a sin. But it's not inconsistent.
juliana - Sep 25, 2007 8:23:20 am PDT #6888 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
The Boy finally posted some pictures of his Harley:
NICE bike!!
Aims - Sep 25, 2007 8:23:53 am PDT #6889 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
kicks dirt
I wanna bike.
Steph L. - Sep 25, 2007 8:25:55 am PDT #6890 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
The Boy finally posted some pictures of his Harley:
NICE bike!!
It *is,* but he needs to sell it.
I wanna bike.
Yeah? I know of a 1984 Harley for sale....
Aims - Sep 25, 2007 8:28:28 am PDT #6891 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Yeah? I know of a 1984 Harley for sale....
kicks sand
I wanna husband that will let me have a bike.
Jessica - Sep 25, 2007 8:30:11 am PDT #6892 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I knew someone who thought both birth control and premarital sex were wrong, but she ended up getting pregnant out of wedlock.
Studies show that this is pretty common -- teen pregnancy rates among girls who've taken Purity Pledges are higher than among those who haven't, mostly because the sort of people who encourage their daughters to take Purity Pledges also tend to be anti-sex ed.
juliana - Sep 25, 2007 8:30:38 am PDT #6893 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
I wanna husband that will let me have a bike.
Make husband take MSF course with you. Alternately, tell him "You're not the boss of me!" and stick out your tongue. (Either way, take the course.)
Trudy Booth - Sep 25, 2007 8:31:15 am PDT #6894 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
tell him "You're not the boss of me!" and stick out your tongue.
aaaaand we're back to the kink...