Happy Birthday P-C!
And now my boy's in love. All hearts and flowers. But, doesn't it freak you out that she used to change your diapers? I mean, when you think about it, the first woman you boned is the closest thing you've ever had to a mother. Doing your mom and trying to kill your dad. Hm. There should be a play.
Angelus ,'Damage'
Spike's Bitches 37: You take the killing for granted.
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sumi - Sep 12, 2007 5:00:55 am PDT #5186 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
beekaytee - Sep 12, 2007 5:30:20 am PDT #5187 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant
Happy Birthday P-C, you darling you.
And soulmate ~ma, in a big way, coming your way.
tommyrot - Sep 12, 2007 6:04:27 am PDT #5188 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Birthday Happies P-C!!
meara - Sep 12, 2007 6:05:08 am PDT #5189 of 10001
I was thiiiiiis close to saying I'd do the race, too, but we are likely to be in Seattle that weekend next year
Whoot! And hten you can see me there! :)
Ooh, I hope poor Vortex got more done. Will call her shortly.
Happy Birthday, P-C! Good luck with the woman.
lisah - Sep 12, 2007 6:13:32 am PDT #5190 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
Happy B'day, PC!
Am I crazy to sing a song in a language I don't know (German, well, I had one year of it in 8th Grade) in front of a big crowd of my neighbors on Saturday just because it would be funny?
Laga - Sep 12, 2007 6:20:12 am PDT #5191 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Hippo Birdies Polter-Cow!
Polter-Cow - Sep 12, 2007 6:26:43 am PDT #5192 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
At the least, I hope you have entertaining e-mail exchanges with smart Indian women who think this whole concept is insane but who want their mothers to shut up already.
Don't we all?
Is this PFWife the accountant? I hope she's cool and funny and interesting.
Yep, me too!
Also, I have the most hilarious news of all time. Short story: this girl my parents gave me is named, let's say, "Kelly Kapoor," and she is an accountant working in D.C. Now, unbeknownst to my parents but knownst to me, my non-blood uncle (the one I work with) and his wife have found a girl they want me to meet in the Bay Area. (They haven't told any of my family because they know they are crazy and don't want to step on any toes.)
I shit you not, her name is "Kelly Kapoor" and she is an accountant.
P-C, I hope your prospective wife is fun and understands the real you. Did you send her your version of your bio sheet?
Nope, I wrote her a story about my day. If her eyes don't glaze over, we can perhaps move on to Biodata 2: The Revenge.
Thanks for all the birthday wishes!
beekaytee - Sep 12, 2007 6:30:56 am PDT #5193 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant
"Kelly Kapoor"
Whoa! I mean...that's...um...there's something...uh...
Maybe it's the same woman and she's just addicted to frequent flyer miles and lives a double life.
Clearly, you were meant to try [her actual name] out in your life.
tommyrot - Sep 12, 2007 6:33:38 am PDT #5194 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Maybe it's the same woman and she's just addicted to frequent flyer miles and lives a double life.
My theory is someone is building an army of Indian cyborg accountant-bots in an attempt to take over, um, the Financial Accounting Standards Board (FASB).
sumi - Sep 12, 2007 6:38:04 am PDT #5195 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
the Financial Accounting Standards Board (FASB).
Or frell with the arranged marriage system.