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Laga - Sep 12, 2007 6:20:12 am PDT #5191 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Polter-Cow - Sep 12, 2007 6:26:43 am PDT #5192 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
At the least, I hope you have entertaining e-mail exchanges with smart Indian women who think this whole concept is insane but who want their mothers to shut up already.
Don't we all?
Is this PFWife the accountant? I hope she's cool and funny and interesting.
Yep, me too!
Also, I have the most hilarious news of all time. Short story: this girl my parents gave me is named, let's say, "Kelly Kapoor," and she is an accountant working in D.C. Now, unbeknownst to my parents but knownst to me, my non-blood uncle (the one I work with) and his wife have found a girl they want me to meet in the Bay Area. (They haven't told any of my family because they know they are crazy and don't want to step on any toes.)
I shit you not, her name is "Kelly Kapoor" and she is an accountant.
P-C, I hope your prospective wife is fun and understands the real you. Did you send her your version of your bio sheet?
Nope, I wrote her a story about my day. If her eyes don't glaze over, we can perhaps move on to Biodata 2: The Revenge.
Thanks for all the birthday wishes!
beekaytee - Sep 12, 2007 6:30:56 am PDT #5193 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant
"Kelly Kapoor"
Whoa! I mean...that's...um...there's something...uh...
Maybe it's the same woman and she's just addicted to frequent flyer miles and lives a double life.
Clearly, you were meant to try [her actual name] out in your life.
tommyrot - Sep 12, 2007 6:33:38 am PDT #5194 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Maybe it's the same woman and she's just addicted to frequent flyer miles and lives a double life.
My theory is someone is building an army of Indian cyborg accountant-bots in an attempt to take over, um, the Financial Accounting Standards Board (FASB).
sumi - Sep 12, 2007 6:38:04 am PDT #5195 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
the Financial Accounting Standards Board (FASB).
Or frell with the arranged marriage system.
beekaytee - Sep 12, 2007 6:40:38 am PDT #5196 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant
I'm always struck dumb by the whatertheodds?-ness of stuff like that.
With all the mathy types around here, there probably ARE odds, but still, weird.
Vortex - Sep 12, 2007 6:40:39 am PDT #5197 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Short story: this girl my parents gave me is named, let's say, "Kelly Kapoor," and she is an accountant working in D.C.
you want we should stalk her?
beekaytee - Sep 12, 2007 6:41:51 am PDT #5198 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant
you want we should stalk her?
Thank god you said it. I deleted a follow up post offering local, disinterested (except for the interest in P-C's happiness) stalkinginquiries.
Polter-Cow - Sep 12, 2007 6:53:35 am PDT #5199 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
you want we should stalk her?
She works at PwC. I honestly was wondering how "Could you go and have lunch with some of my Internet friends so they can see if you're cool?" would work.
Stephanie - Sep 12, 2007 7:00:02 am PDT #5200 of 10001
Trust my rage
Maybe they could just "bump into her" somewhere at a coffee shop or something. She'd either think it's cool or be totally freaked out.