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Spike's Bitches 37: You take the killing for granted.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


beekaytee - Sep 12, 2007 6:30:56 am PDT #5193 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

"Kelly Kapoor"

Whoa! I mean...that's...um...there's something...uh...

Maybe it's the same woman and she's just addicted to frequent flyer miles and lives a double life.

Clearly, you were meant to try [her actual name] out in your life.


tommyrot - Sep 12, 2007 6:33:38 am PDT #5194 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Maybe it's the same woman and she's just addicted to frequent flyer miles and lives a double life.

My theory is someone is building an army of Indian cyborg accountant-bots in an attempt to take over, um, the Financial Accounting Standards Board (FASB).


sumi - Sep 12, 2007 6:38:04 am PDT #5195 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

the Financial Accounting Standards Board (FASB).

Or frell with the arranged marriage system.


beekaytee - Sep 12, 2007 6:40:38 am PDT #5196 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

I'm always struck dumb by the whatertheodds?-ness of stuff like that.

With all the mathy types around here, there probably ARE odds, but still, weird.


Vortex - Sep 12, 2007 6:40:39 am PDT #5197 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Short story: this girl my parents gave me is named, let's say, "Kelly Kapoor," and she is an accountant working in D.C.

you want we should stalk her?


beekaytee - Sep 12, 2007 6:41:51 am PDT #5198 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

you want we should stalk her?

Thank god you said it. I deleted a follow up post offering local, disinterested (except for the interest in P-C's happiness) stalkinginquiries.


Polter-Cow - Sep 12, 2007 6:53:35 am PDT #5199 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

you want we should stalk her?

She works at PwC. I honestly was wondering how "Could you go and have lunch with some of my Internet friends so they can see if you're cool?" would work.


Stephanie - Sep 12, 2007 7:00:02 am PDT #5200 of 10001
Trust my rage

Maybe they could just "bump into her" somewhere at a coffee shop or something. She'd either think it's cool or be totally freaked out.


Trudy Booth - Sep 12, 2007 7:01:39 am PDT #5201 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Birthday boy, I might get ticked if a guy was flinging my highly-googleable name around the internet. Just sayin'


Nora Deirdre - Sep 12, 2007 7:03:40 am PDT #5202 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

oh, I assumed it was a made up name from the get go. 'Cause of the "quotes".