My friend's girl twin, who is 17 months tomorrow, just started eating people
Haha...I started to get scared when I read that, until I got past the parenthesis and saw the word "food".
They're doing it backwards; walking up the down slide.
River ,'Ariel'
Spike's Bitches 37: You take the killing for granted.
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Megan E. - Aug 08, 2007 7:52:24 am PDT #517 of 10001
Laga - Aug 08, 2007 8:01:38 am PDT #518 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
The nose fatigue happens with good smells too. When I worked at the chocolate shop people would come in and say, "oh my gosh how do you not weigh 300 pounds having to smell that wonderful smell all the time?" But the store just smelled like a retail store to me.
DavidS - Aug 08, 2007 8:01:42 am PDT #519 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Dear wife, don't stress about the baby eating. She's big and solid now and very active and eats what she wants when she wants it. She's fine. She's a very healthy baby. Maybe swing by Andronico's and get that pumpkin pie stuff she likes.
Potty Training: Aiyeeeeeeee. God it sucked with Emmett. That was a very stressful year. He peed in the potty fine, but pooping was a nightmare. He would half poop in his pants, and not tell. Then he'd get an awful rash so that wiping him was a painful, screaming event. Then he'd get horribly backed up and constipated because he wouldn't poop. So we'd have to get him to drink mineral oil to get it out.
Ultimately it was his daycare provider who sat beside him while he was on the potty for forty-five minutes every day, encouraging him and being patient.
The one thing I know is you've got to be calm and patient. Very calm. Very patient.
Toddson - Aug 08, 2007 8:02:58 am PDT #520 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
And how much gin did you go through during that time?
DavidS - Aug 08, 2007 8:05:14 am PDT #521 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
And how much gin did you go through during that time?
Heh. Is that to me? There was much stress and drinking, yes.
It was unbelievably amazing how much easier parenting got after Emmett was 4 1/2. So many of those thesholds had been crossed, most importantly - some basic grasp of causality. The ability to not only communicate but say "this equals that" was huge.
Polter-Cow - Aug 08, 2007 8:05:15 am PDT #522 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
The water/sewer utility out here charges an 80% surcharge on your bill. Sometimes, the surcharge is more than the bill.
Dude, that's just like EBMUD. My last bimonthly bill was like this:
ACTUAL WATER I USED: $1.65
Water Service Charge: $17.30
Seismic Improvement Program Surcharge: $3.20
Wastewater Treatment Charge: $19.03
SF Bay Residential Pollution Prevention: $0.18
City of Oakland Sewer Service: $36.10
TOTAL: $77.46
Does that seem right to you?
tommyrot - Aug 08, 2007 8:06:57 am PDT #523 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Does that seem right to you?
But hey, your water has been seismicly improved.
smonster - Aug 08, 2007 8:09:16 am PDT #524 of 10001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
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juliana, insent.
hi, bitches!
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Glamcookie - Aug 08, 2007 8:13:33 am PDT #525 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
I should totally be working but I really don't want to. I have to get a slide deck done by end-of-day Friday, do reading and an assignment for my class by next Tuesday, and visit juvie hall Thursday night and Friday morning. I have no time to procrastinate and yet...
Trudy Booth - Aug 08, 2007 8:15:29 am PDT #526 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Em is doing ok and there are extenuating circumstances to her not being potty trained
HUGELY extenuating. And, speaking COMPLETELY out of my field of expertise, it strikes me as a good thing that she's got something to control, you know? Her world has gone a bit topsy-turvy these last few months and rather than be a little doormat about it or get depressed she's all "Yeah? You can't make this change. It's up to me."
Lord knows where the child of Joe & Aimee picked up an obstainant streak... t casual whistling
So tired of applying for jobs.
So tired of children's television.
Trying to work up energy to take Em to stupid Treehouse.
Going mad.
Such a good Daddy
Such a good Husband
Such a good good man. A very good man.
You won't go mad -- Aimee and Em love you so very very much.