Mal: If anyone gets nosy, just, you know... shoot 'em. Zoe: Shoot 'em? Mal: Politely.

'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 37: You take the killing for granted.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DavidS - Aug 08, 2007 8:05:14 am PDT #521 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

And how much gin did you go through during that time?

Heh. Is that to me? There was much stress and drinking, yes.

It was unbelievably amazing how much easier parenting got after Emmett was 4 1/2. So many of those thesholds had been crossed, most importantly - some basic grasp of causality. The ability to not only communicate but say "this equals that" was huge.


Polter-Cow - Aug 08, 2007 8:05:15 am PDT #522 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

The water/sewer utility out here charges an 80% surcharge on your bill. Sometimes, the surcharge is more than the bill.

Dude, that's just like EBMUD. My last bimonthly bill was like this:

ACTUAL WATER I USED: $1.65
Water Service Charge: $17.30
Seismic Improvement Program Surcharge: $3.20
Wastewater Treatment Charge: $19.03
SF Bay Residential Pollution Prevention: $0.18
City of Oakland Sewer Service: $36.10
TOTAL: $77.46

Does that seem right to you?


tommyrot - Aug 08, 2007 8:06:57 am PDT #523 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Does that seem right to you?

But hey, your water has been seismicly improved.


smonster - Aug 08, 2007 8:09:16 am PDT #524 of 10001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

t apparates

juliana, insent.

hi, bitches!

t disapparates


Glamcookie - Aug 08, 2007 8:13:33 am PDT #525 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

I should totally be working but I really don't want to. I have to get a slide deck done by end-of-day Friday, do reading and an assignment for my class by next Tuesday, and visit juvie hall Thursday night and Friday morning. I have no time to procrastinate and yet...


Trudy Booth - Aug 08, 2007 8:15:29 am PDT #526 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Em is doing ok and there are extenuating circumstances to her not being potty trained

HUGELY extenuating. And, speaking COMPLETELY out of my field of expertise, it strikes me as a good thing that she's got something to control, you know? Her world has gone a bit topsy-turvy these last few months and rather than be a little doormat about it or get depressed she's all "Yeah? You can't make this change. It's up to me."

Lord knows where the child of Joe & Aimee picked up an obstainant streak... t casual whistling

So tired of applying for jobs.
So tired of children's television.
Trying to work up energy to take Em to stupid Treehouse.
Going mad.

Such a good Daddy
Such a good Husband
Such a good good man. A very good man.
You won't go mad -- Aimee and Em love you so very very much.


P.M. Marc - Aug 08, 2007 8:21:27 am PDT #527 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

That is awesome, and I think I need to give it a try. I don't suppose your mother took any pictures, did she? The resultant cute might kill us all, but I think we'd be willing to take the chance.

Ha! No. I don't think so.


Laga - Aug 08, 2007 8:36:05 am PDT #528 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

In earworm news... and pray that there's intelligent life somewhere out in space 'cause there's bugger all down here on earth...

share my pain. Share my pain!


Sean K - Aug 08, 2007 8:41:22 am PDT #529 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Cash and MM's talk of Grendel led me to look up the Wikipedia entry on the comic book, and lo! I did find the following bit of idiocy:

2007 marks the 25th anniversary of Matt Wagner's seminole creation, Grendel (emphasis mine)

You mean like the indians?


juliana - Aug 08, 2007 8:42:08 am PDT #530 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

juliana, insent.

Nyargh. kicks the timing gods, for she would really like to take smonster up on that offer