Can't drink, smoke, diddle my willy. Doesn't leave much to do other than watch you blokes stumble around playing Agatha Christie.

Spike ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Spike's Bitches 37: You take the killing for granted.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Liese S. - Sep 07, 2007 4:23:03 pm PDT #4674 of 10001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Wait, wait, how do you pronounce the "a" in Garson? 'Cause I bet I've been saying "Gar" wrong in my head all these years.


Polter-Cow - Sep 07, 2007 4:31:11 pm PDT #4675 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

It doesn't rhyme with "Tar"? Uh oh.


Bobbi - Sep 07, 2007 4:41:56 pm PDT #4676 of 10001
Dog is my co-pilot.

There's also a blues singer and songwriter named Candye Kane.

She has an excellent voice. And at times she plays piano with her breasts. Fun show. Maybe even more so for my DH.


brenda m - Sep 07, 2007 4:51:11 pm PDT #4677 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I love squash. I don't think it's quite so preppy-associated in Canada as in the US.


§ ita § - Sep 07, 2007 4:57:34 pm PDT #4678 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Including the one time she sang "Sweet Home Alabama" at karaoke.

Sometimes I feel like a foreigner. Which, since I am, is something you'd think I'd be more used to.

Still? Thunderthighs? Can totally be a compliment. I'm holding that close to my chest.

I've spent the better part of the week staring at women's thighs (US Open, thanks), and damn. I need my muscles back. They're so pretty out there, with their muscles and their short skirts. Though Serena's not having a good open of it. I saw some cellulitey pictures, and then there was her whole exit interview snottiness.

Still, don't matter how much cellulite she's packing. Girl can outpress us all.


Typo Boy - Sep 07, 2007 5:01:55 pm PDT #4679 of 10001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

It doesn't rhyme with "Tar"?
It does, and don't worry Liese, it rhymes with Tar and Car. Doesn't stop people turning the 2 syllable version into Gary or Garfield or whatever. I think a lot of people can't deep down believe in "Garson" as a name, and so "correct" it. I know the Buffistas would not do this, but sadly most of the world are not buffistas.


Liese S. - Sep 07, 2007 5:02:45 pm PDT #4680 of 10001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Ah. Okay.

I know the Buffistas would not do this, but sadly most of the world is not buffistas.

Ha. If only it were so.


sj - Sep 07, 2007 6:32:24 pm PDT #4681 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

The Kim Possible finale is great. I love Mr. Possible mentioning he wrote fanfic in college.


ChiKat - Sep 07, 2007 6:41:46 pm PDT #4682 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Hello, peeps! I am Kathy. It's not a nickname, it's my name. Most people call me Kathy. My dad calls me Kaff, but he's the only one allowed to do that.

And, my cat just rolled over and fell off the desk. Pretty damn funny.


d - Sep 07, 2007 7:14:06 pm PDT #4683 of 10001
It's nice to see some brave pretenders trying to make it interesting.

ChiKat, that is pretty funny.

I just got a text message from date tomorrow. Oy.

Also, my throat is all scratchy. I really really hope it's from that odd coughing fit I had earlier tonight and isn't what I think it might be. Guess I'll airborne up just in case.