Giles ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
I've spent most of the last year paralyzed by my horribly messy house
Oh, libkitty, what a relief that I'm not the only one this happens to! Tell you what: you come to my house and help me clean up, and then I'll come to your house and help you!
Did you know that the sign language for "phlebotomist" is the same as that for "vampire"?
Considering my last experience with flea-botanists, I can believe this easily.
Calm~ma, DJ.
Wallet~ma, Sean. For me, my wallet and my keys are usually in the place I looked for them 10 times before. Good luck!
Lolcats+smoke break were working until I got the "Someone called me from there?" and then the lie about no message being left.
What truly chaps my ass about it? They won't take the 2 seconds it takes to press the voicemail button, but have no problem asking me to waste 10 minutes walking from office to office to ask if someone called their ass. And then they lie when called on it.
I have a fudge brownie with mint frosting. It is of the yum.
Someone needs to make me step back from the Internet. Pretties! [link]
Today at the library:
1 internet computer was dead( out of 7)
One phone line was dead - the one that is published for the public
a door fell apart ( it was just the thingee that controls the speed it shuts - but it was dangling down and banging on the door so I had to tape it in place so it didn't break the glass)
The self check out computer died
We found out 14 year olds with guns tried to rob one of the houses behind the library on Monday
a mouse was acting - we took it apart to clean it - springs everywhere- So we had to steal a mouse from the computer I prefer to use.
It turns out that my computer profile is not set up properly at work . An hours worth of work was saved to a mysterious place - that we could only find when I stole a mouse from another computer.
One co-worker was out sick .
another was high on migraine meds ( She did fine, but wasn't her usual strangely perfect self)
I had an empty gas tank. I went to get gas - My ATM card did not behave in the outside machine. I had no cash. They do not take charge cards. Luckily it did work when I used the inside machine.
I am drinking rum now
1 internet computer was dead( out of 7)
One phone line was dead - the one that is published for the public
I suspect you may have mice.
After I posted my laptop froze.
I suspect you may have mice.
quite possible. We certainly have ants.
I am very thanful that my tv and TIVO are behaving
pop tarts: Hey you Cooks Illustrated Tester peeps: I signed up but forgot to check my bulk mailbox. Do you recall how long it took for you to get your first email?