Fred: Oh my God! Angel, you're…cute! Angel: Fred, don't! Fred: Oh, but the little hands! And the hair! Angel: Hey! You're fired.

'Smile Time'


Spike's Bitches 37: You take the killing for granted.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Daisy Jane - Aug 07, 2007 2:45:04 pm PDT #448 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Lolcats+smoke break were working until I got the "Someone called me from there?" and then the lie about no message being left.

What truly chaps my ass about it? They won't take the 2 seconds it takes to press the voicemail button, but have no problem asking me to waste 10 minutes walking from office to office to ask if someone called their ass. And then they lie when called on it.


vw bug - Aug 07, 2007 3:09:53 pm PDT #449 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

I have a fudge brownie with mint frosting. It is of the yum.


vw bug - Aug 07, 2007 3:50:23 pm PDT #450 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Someone needs to make me step back from the Internet. Pretties! [link]


DavidS - Aug 07, 2007 5:57:04 pm PDT #451 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Randomly I will share supercute French pop star Alizee.

It's an entire band with cute haircutss!


beth b - Aug 07, 2007 6:52:37 pm PDT #452 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Today at the library:

1 internet computer was dead( out of 7)

One phone line was dead - the one that is published for the public

a door fell apart ( it was just the thingee that controls the speed it shuts - but it was dangling down and banging on the door so I had to tape it in place so it didn't break the glass)

The self check out computer died

We found out 14 year olds with guns tried to rob one of the houses behind the library on Monday

a mouse was acting - we took it apart to clean it - springs everywhere- So we had to steal a mouse from the computer I prefer to use.

It turns out that my computer profile is not set up properly at work . An hours worth of work was saved to a mysterious place - that we could only find when I stole a mouse from another computer.

One co-worker was out sick .

another was high on migraine meds ( She did fine, but wasn't her usual strangely perfect self)

I had an empty gas tank. I went to get gas - My ATM card did not behave in the outside machine. I had no cash. They do not take charge cards. Luckily it did work when I used the inside machine.

I am drinking rum now


Laga - Aug 07, 2007 6:55:39 pm PDT #453 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

1 internet computer was dead( out of 7)

One phone line was dead - the one that is published for the public

I suspect you may have mice.


beth b - Aug 07, 2007 6:59:38 pm PDT #454 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

After I posted my laptop froze.

I suspect you may have mice.

quite possible. We certainly have ants.

I am very thanful that my tv and TIVO are behaving


Laga - Aug 07, 2007 6:59:42 pm PDT #455 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

pop tarts: Hey you Cooks Illustrated Tester peeps: I signed up but forgot to check my bulk mailbox. Do you recall how long it took for you to get your first email?


Laga - Aug 07, 2007 7:01:05 pm PDT #456 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I used to work in a library in IL and we'd get a mousie invasion in the fall when it started to cool down .


§ ita § - Aug 07, 2007 7:02:49 pm PDT #457 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Quite a while, IIRC, Laga. Maybe a month? More?