Buffy ,'Chosen'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
OMG! COWORKERS! I am at lunch! It's why I've shut my door. It's why when you open my door I'm shoving food in my face so I can get back to work.
Please do not come in my office, leave the door open and carry on a conversation with a client in the doorway. It's why my 30 minute lunches often take 45.
Clearly I am the only one who does not know what your job is. I guess Bordello is too obvious?
BWAH! Fay, I wish. I would hope the fringe benefits would make that job worth it. Alas, it is only theater (sound). When we have wireless mic's on actors, we take an unlubed condom and put the transmitter in it to keep the actors sweat from making yukkies with the electronics. Funny how salty water and electronics don't mix well.
YAY FOR THE MIRACLEBORNS!!! Woot :: does happy dance of freedom ::
Robin, sweet pad! Whens the house warming party?
DJ - can you lock your door?
Lots of job~ma of varying sorts to thems as need it.
::adds more ~ma to job~ma for everyone::
DJ, that's so irritating!
O, speaking of cats, forgot to add. (well, I wanted to add last night, but I found that I fell asleep which catching up on bitches) The new kitten that ND and KT has is soooo cuuuttte! ND turned the webcam on so I could see the adorable creature. I had him kinda chasing my hand across the screen... and and.. he was just resting on ND shoulder as he worked, watching what ND does. It was like "take your kitty to work" day or something. So cuuuuttteeee!!!!! :: pouts cuz me wants kitty... but apartment won't let them ::
DJ - can you lock your door?
I do, but everybody's key opens everybody's door, so they just unlock it and walk right in. (I don't know why I'm saying "they" there's really only one who does this. He's the same one who will just come and stand by my office window).
He's the same one who will just come and stand by my office windowIf he doesn't move much, then it makes for easier targeting! Rubber bands? Squirt Gun?
I realize that she has not only been trying to log into WebApps via the baltimore sun, but that she has no idea how to reach any page that doesn't come up as the default page.
My boss tries to open every file -- regardless of what type of file it is (i.e., PowerPoint, jpg, PDF) through the "Open" menu of Word.
No, seriously.
My boss tries to open every file -- regardless of what type of file it is (i.e., PowerPoint, jpg, PDF) through the "Open" menu of Word.
And y'all are on Macs too, arent you?
ETA: omnis, I wouldn't want to use a water gun (nearly typed "shot gun." Thanks brain!) across all the electronics that are on that side of the desk, and I don't really have any rubber bands. I just can't work out why he'll wander in here, stand against the wall and stare out of my sliver of a window when his desk sits in front of a giant one with the same view.
I do, but everybody's key opens everybody's door, so they just unlock it and walk right in
what kind of low class social retard is this? People lock their doors for a reason, asshole!!
I had a friend who had an older officemate who would just open any closed door and walk into the office (I think that he was mad that he didn't have an office and all of these younger people who outranked him did). So, she heard him coming one day, so she hiked up her skirt and fiddled with her pantyhose, so he seemingly walked in on a private moment. She shrieked, he jumped back and slammed the door. He knocked on her door every time after that.