DJ - can you lock your door?
Lots of job~ma of varying sorts to thems as need it.
Sir? I'd like you to take the helm, please. I need this man to tear all my clothes off.
Zoe ,'Serenity'
Spike's Bitches 37: You take the killing for granted.
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sumi - Aug 30, 2007 10:22:32 am PDT #3536 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
Sparky1 - Aug 30, 2007 10:24:25 am PDT #3537 of 10001
Librarian Warlord
::adds more ~ma to job~ma for everyone::
DJ, that's so irritating!
omnis_audis - Aug 30, 2007 10:24:27 am PDT #3538 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
O, speaking of cats, forgot to add. (well, I wanted to add last night, but I found that I fell asleep which catching up on bitches) The new kitten that ND and KT has is soooo cuuuttte! ND turned the webcam on so I could see the adorable creature. I had him kinda chasing my hand across the screen... and and.. he was just resting on ND shoulder as he worked, watching what ND does. It was like "take your kitty to work" day or something. So cuuuuttteeee!!!!! :: pouts cuz me wants kitty... but apartment won't let them ::
Daisy Jane - Aug 30, 2007 10:33:25 am PDT #3539 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
DJ - can you lock your door?
I do, but everybody's key opens everybody's door, so they just unlock it and walk right in. (I don't know why I'm saying "they" there's really only one who does this. He's the same one who will just come and stand by my office window).
omnis_audis - Aug 30, 2007 10:39:36 am PDT #3540 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
He's the same one who will just come and stand by my office windowIf he doesn't move much, then it makes for easier targeting! Rubber bands? Squirt Gun?
Steph L. - Aug 30, 2007 10:44:03 am PDT #3541 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
I realize that she has not only been trying to log into WebApps via the baltimore sun, but that she has no idea how to reach any page that doesn't come up as the default page.
My boss tries to open every file -- regardless of what type of file it is (i.e., PowerPoint, jpg, PDF) through the "Open" menu of Word.
No, seriously.
Daisy Jane - Aug 30, 2007 10:45:07 am PDT #3542 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
My boss tries to open every file -- regardless of what type of file it is (i.e., PowerPoint, jpg, PDF) through the "Open" menu of Word.
And y'all are on Macs too, arent you?
ETA: omnis, I wouldn't want to use a water gun (nearly typed "shot gun." Thanks brain!) across all the electronics that are on that side of the desk, and I don't really have any rubber bands. I just can't work out why he'll wander in here, stand against the wall and stare out of my sliver of a window when his desk sits in front of a giant one with the same view.
Vortex - Aug 30, 2007 10:45:48 am PDT #3543 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
I do, but everybody's key opens everybody's door, so they just unlock it and walk right in
what kind of low class social retard is this? People lock their doors for a reason, asshole!!
I had a friend who had an older officemate who would just open any closed door and walk into the office (I think that he was mad that he didn't have an office and all of these younger people who outranked him did). So, she heard him coming one day, so she hiked up her skirt and fiddled with her pantyhose, so he seemingly walked in on a private moment. She shrieked, he jumped back and slammed the door. He knocked on her door every time after that.
Tom Scola - Aug 30, 2007 10:47:19 am PDT #3544 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
Steph L. - Aug 30, 2007 10:49:09 am PDT #3545 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
My boss tries to open every file -- regardless of what type of file it is (i.e., PowerPoint, jpg, PDF) through the "Open" menu of Word.
And y'all are on Macs too, arent you?
Actually, only 3 of us -- those who do layout/design -- are. Everyone else, including boss, is on a craptastic PC. She has Vista, and all the problems she's encountered thus far are actually comical. One time, it prompted Chatty!co-worker and I to launch into an impromptu "I'm a Mac/I'm a PC" routine.
t edit Tom, ::snerk::!