OMG, Sox. I've run into plenty of people who couldn't figure out how to change the default homepage, but couldn't navigate away from it at all...?
You were very nearly devoured by a giant demon snake. The words 'let that be a lesson' are a tad redundant at this juncture.
Giles ,'Selfless'
Spike's Bitches 37: You take the killing for granted.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
amych - Aug 30, 2007 10:14:42 am PDT #3532 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
hippocampus - Aug 30, 2007 10:15:48 am PDT #3533 of 10001
not your mom's socks.
MAJOR keeping-job~ma to KathyA and Jilli
Daisy Jane - Aug 30, 2007 10:17:36 am PDT #3534 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
OMG! COWORKERS! I am at lunch! It's why I've shut my door. It's why when you open my door I'm shoving food in my face so I can get back to work.
Please do not come in my office, leave the door open and carry on a conversation with a client in the doorway. It's why my 30 minute lunches often take 45.
omnis_audis - Aug 30, 2007 10:20:54 am PDT #3535 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
Clearly I am the only one who does not know what your job is. I guess Bordello is too obvious?
BWAH! Fay, I wish. I would hope the fringe benefits would make that job worth it. Alas, it is only theater (sound). When we have wireless mic's on actors, we take an unlubed condom and put the transmitter in it to keep the actors sweat from making yukkies with the electronics. Funny how salty water and electronics don't mix well.
YAY FOR THE MIRACLEBORNS!!! Woot :: does happy dance of freedom ::
Robin, sweet pad! Whens the house warming party?
sumi - Aug 30, 2007 10:22:32 am PDT #3536 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
DJ - can you lock your door?
Lots of job~ma of varying sorts to thems as need it.
Sparky1 - Aug 30, 2007 10:24:25 am PDT #3537 of 10001
Librarian Warlord
::adds more ~ma to job~ma for everyone::
DJ, that's so irritating!
omnis_audis - Aug 30, 2007 10:24:27 am PDT #3538 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
O, speaking of cats, forgot to add. (well, I wanted to add last night, but I found that I fell asleep which catching up on bitches) The new kitten that ND and KT has is soooo cuuuttte! ND turned the webcam on so I could see the adorable creature. I had him kinda chasing my hand across the screen... and and.. he was just resting on ND shoulder as he worked, watching what ND does. It was like "take your kitty to work" day or something. So cuuuuttteeee!!!!! :: pouts cuz me wants kitty... but apartment won't let them ::
Daisy Jane - Aug 30, 2007 10:33:25 am PDT #3539 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
DJ - can you lock your door?
I do, but everybody's key opens everybody's door, so they just unlock it and walk right in. (I don't know why I'm saying "they" there's really only one who does this. He's the same one who will just come and stand by my office window).
omnis_audis - Aug 30, 2007 10:39:36 am PDT #3540 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
He's the same one who will just come and stand by my office windowIf he doesn't move much, then it makes for easier targeting! Rubber bands? Squirt Gun?
Steph L. - Aug 30, 2007 10:44:03 am PDT #3541 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
I realize that she has not only been trying to log into WebApps via the baltimore sun, but that she has no idea how to reach any page that doesn't come up as the default page.
My boss tries to open every file -- regardless of what type of file it is (i.e., PowerPoint, jpg, PDF) through the "Open" menu of Word.
No, seriously.