Oh, I wish those council guys would let me have an hour alone in the room with her, if I was larger and had grenades.

Willow ,'Storyteller'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Frankenbuddha - Sep 12, 2007 10:12:13 am PDT #9965 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

"Err..." we said, "Well, yeah, probably Jesus has rhythm..."

Jesus is way cool.


amych - Sep 12, 2007 10:12:57 am PDT #9966 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

No wonder there are so many Christians.


Frankenbuddha - Sep 12, 2007 10:13:17 am PDT #9967 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

We've officially busted out the Morlock jokes here at Chez Ghetto Skyscraper. Someone who isn't moving down to the sub-sub-sub-basement just gasped, "Nobody comes back from there!"

You don't need to exagerate when you say your work is a pit of despair.


bon bon - Sep 12, 2007 10:13:22 am PDT #9968 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Jesse you have cancer. Sorry.

Also as a person who frequently falls and bumps into things, it might be sore for a few days, as Dana says.


Kathy A - Sep 12, 2007 10:13:27 am PDT #9969 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Jesus changed water to wine at a wedding celebration so that the party could continue--he was a happenin' dude!


Steph L. - Sep 12, 2007 10:13:30 am PDT #9970 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

We've officially busted out the Morlock jokes here at Chez Ghetto Skyscraper. Someone who isn't moving down to the sub-sub-sub-basement just gasped, "Nobody comes back from there!"

Actually, it's the C.H.U.D. you have to worry about more. The Morlocks have gotten kind of lazy lately.


Jesse - Sep 12, 2007 10:13:32 am PDT #9971 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Rabies shots for indoor cats are so silly. If my cat gets outside, he'll have bigger problems than rabies!


Steph L. - Sep 12, 2007 10:14:18 am PDT #9972 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

If my cat gets outside, he'll have bigger problems than rabies!

Like the C.H.U.D.!


Frankenbuddha - Sep 12, 2007 10:15:32 am PDT #9973 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Actually, it's the C.H.U.D. you have to worry about more. The Morlocks have gotten kind of lazy lately.

Watch out for the mole people, too.

On the other hand, you might just get to meet Sewer Urchin down there too.


lisah - Sep 12, 2007 10:16:06 am PDT #9974 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

Ibuprofin is a genius idea, though. I'll take some now.

Be sure to take it regularly! like, 600 mg now and 600 more at 9. Or 800 now and 800 at 11 pm.