We've officially busted out the Morlock jokes here at Chez Ghetto Skyscraper. Someone who isn't moving down to the sub-sub-sub-basement just gasped, "Nobody comes back from there!"

You don't need to exagerate when you say your work is a pit of despair.

Jesse you have cancer. Sorry.

Also as a person who frequently falls and bumps into things, it might be sore for a few days, as Dana says.

Jesus changed water to wine at a wedding celebration so that the party could continue--he was a happenin' dude!

We've officially busted out the Morlock jokes here at Chez Ghetto Skyscraper. Someone who isn't moving down to the sub-sub-sub-basement just gasped, "Nobody comes back from there!"

Actually, it's the C.H.U.D. you have to worry about more. The Morlocks have gotten kind of lazy lately.

Rabies shots for indoor cats are so silly. If my cat gets outside, he'll have bigger problems than rabies!

If my cat gets outside, he'll have bigger problems than rabies!

Like the C.H.U.D.!

Actually, it's the C.H.U.D. you have to worry about more. The Morlocks have gotten kind of lazy lately.

Watch out for the mole people, too.

On the other hand, you might just get to meet Sewer Urchin down there too.

Ibuprofin is a genius idea, though. I'll take some now.

Be sure to take it regularly! like, 600 mg now and 600 more at 9. Or 800 now and 800 at 11 pm.

CHUD is why you never walk over the subway grates, I tell you what.

Also as a person who frequently falls and bumps into things, it might be sore for a few days, as Dana says.

Wah wah.

I just called the cable company to ask a question, and he gave me HBO and Cinemax for a month free. Is there anything in particular I should be watching?

Also, I'm excited to get the HD box, but I'm sad I'm going to have to fully reprogram my DVR. I have a ton of shit on there!

On the other hand, you might just get to meet Sewer Urchin down there too.

t Sewer Urchin voice Yeah, definitely. Definitely Sewer Urchin. t /Sewer Urchin voice